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    The best thing about living in Thailand

    For me, its helping me to further realise just how damn lucky I was to be born in the UK....

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    It's following you around the forums asking you about why you lie about your dead girlfriends.

    Can't think of anything better to do.

    So why did you tell lies about two of them dieing then?

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    The buzz of asia is addictive, and Thailand has good food, great beaches and friendly people to enjoy it in. Did I mention it's summer all year, and the women are mighty fine...

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    And I get to follow you around as well Wally.

    By the way your shirt label is sticking up.

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    And their wood carving is amazing

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    On the down side though, there are too many pesky rodents..

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    Look don't get scared that was just my hand tucking your label in. It is only in rare moments like that you feel my physical presence. The rest of the time I am watching quietly breathing lightly with your photo in my top pocket.

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    NickA - You are a very funny man!!


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    I forgot you and Wally did that.

    It was a good photo I took wasn't it

    You never knew I was there either did you.

    Silent Squirrel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles
    NickA - You are a very funny man!!
    Wally: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
    NickA: What do you mean I'm funny?
    Wally: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
    [laughs]
    NickA: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
    Wally: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
    NickA: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
    Squirrel: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
    NickA: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
    Wally: Jus...
    NickA: What?
    Wally: Just... ya know... you're funny.
    NickA: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
    Wally: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
    NickA: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
    Wally: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
    NickA: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

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    ^ You is brilliant funny, Tommy!

    I'm choking on my somtam here...you don't take compliments very well, do you?

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    quirrel is just a sicko...

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    Is that one of those word jumbles

    Sicko

    ockis

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    dunno what word is it?

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    ^Bugger off! I'm drunk..

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    Get Back To Bed Nicka

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    Bed

    Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg
    For me, its helping me to further realise just how damn lucky I was to be born in the UK....
    The best thing about living in Thailand ...... Well ...... getting to know people like yourself, Smegster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel
    It's following you around the forums asking you about why you lie about your dead girlfriends.

    Can't think of anything better to do.

    So why did you tell lies about two of them dieing then?
    Link please!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles
    and the women are mighty fine... __________________

    I have to agree with that one - it's the only thing I miss about the place though.

    It's funny being back in the UK and seeing Thai looking girls speaking with Brit. accents -

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