They wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes.Quote:
Originally Posted by benbaaa
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They wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes.Quote:
Originally Posted by benbaaa
First time I have seen the New Year in for about 8 Years, (last time was 2000 - wasted in the Shanghai Hard Rock, drunk as a skunk, I believe..brawling with a drunken German, however, it is a very blurred memory- if it was you I offer my sincere apologies, it was not a wise thing to charge 100 Yuan, in exchange for all the Jack Daniels you can drink, nor wise to try and shag my wife when I went to the toilet!)
This year, me and my son had to go out and "hunt " the wife, she had gone for an AIS telephone card and was coming back in, quote "10 minutes", 1 and a half hours later, we took the car and found her pissed as a fart with some friends in the next village. After verbally abusing her,and telling her to get her drunken arse home, I turned the car around (no mean feat after 6 bottles of Chang - we had to go around the block, maybe 5 minutes) There she was, trying to start the motorbike in the middle of the road, pissed as a fart, I pulls up behind her and BLASTS the horn, the local drunks surrounded the car, blathering "Mai Jai, Mai Jai...after telling everyone there to go get fucked, we headed home for some more enjoyable entertainment, where (after another hour she returned at about 1kmh, went upstairs, shat herself and puked everywhere! Happy New Year!
And that is a "supermodel???" looks like that undernourished bitch Paula Yates the one that married that door necking masturbating pervert from Australia...what was his name...(Michael Hutchings??) liked a good Yark of his plonker with a rope around his neck...(Could have been a Tory MP for the UK if he had set his mind to it) probably more fun than that Irish tosser she married earlier, Geldof! (The poooooor Bankers son!)Quote:
Originally Posted by Propagator