Tattoo or no Tattoo?

**kingwilly** · 15-12-2008, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by English Noodles

Sometimes I think KW may have been home schooled, he comes accross as having had a very sheltered childhood.

Chav.

**Slick** · 15-12-2008, 12:30 PM

[QUOTE]

Originally Posted by kingwilly

^ feel better after that verbal diarrhea ?

That was kinda funny actually...

**English Noodles** · 15-12-2008, 12:37 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Chav.

I recognise and appreciate that your lack of social interaction with peers and other adults has hindered your development of social skills. Should you choose to make the effort to meet people from other walks of life than your own and maybe even participate in activities outside of your 'safety bubble' eityhin the local community, you may so develop appropriate social skills and be able to comprehend that a tattoo and small gold chain do not equate to someone being a 'chav', the sooner you go about your social and psychological development the better for all of us.

**AntRobertson** · 15-12-2008, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by English Noodles

a tattoo and small gold chain do not equate to someone being a 'chav'

Quite.

It should be a large gold chain, innit.

**kingwilly** · 15-12-2008, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by English Noodles

and be able to comprehend that a tattoo and small gold chain do not equate to someone being a 'chav', the sooner you go about your social and psychological development the better for all of us.

call that mess on your back 'a tattoo' ???

chav.

**November Rain** · 15-12-2008, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

call that mess on your back 'a tattoo' ???

All subjective isn't it? I wouldn't call it a mess.

And most chavs wouldn't have the faintest idea about the spiritual significance in a tattoo like that. Let's face it, you don't see many Buddha images on lotus flowers on Jeremy Kyle or in juvenile court having your ASBOs read, do you?

**kingwilly** · 15-12-2008, 07:35 PM

Originally Posted by November Rain

And most chavs wouldn't have the faintest idea about the spiritual significance in a tattoo like that.

nor maori nor tribal nor chinese or japanese character tattoos either.

still doesnt stop them.

**astasinim** · 15-12-2008, 07:40 PM

You seem very angry in your posting style of late KW. Is everything alright?

**English Noodles** · 15-12-2008, 07:40 PM

Gimme shelter!

**kingwilly** · 15-12-2008, 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by astasinim

You seem very angry in your posting style of late KW. Is everything alright?

not at all.

slightly argumentative sure, angry, i didnt think so.

**November Rain** · 15-12-2008, 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

nor maori nor tribal nor chinese or japanese character tattoos either. still doesnt stop them.

True, but they usually fuck 'em up - not get 'em right. Did I tell you the story about a friend of mine (true)?

He'd been talking to me about getting a tattoo for ages, but was scared of the pain. I assured him it wasn't that bad (actually the one on my ankle bloody was, but this was before that). So, this guy had a two syllable name in English. He calls me up one night, pleased as punch, can I meet him for a drink, he's finally got a tatt! So, I met him & about an hour into the evening, he unbuttoned his shirt to show me. About 10 inches down one side of his chest were 6 Chinese pictograms. I asked him what it meant. He told me it was his name - one character for each letter! How d'you tell someone who's marked himself for life, it should be 2 characters for the two syllables?

**astasinim** · 15-12-2008, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by astasinim

You seem very angry in your posting style of late KW. Is everything alright?

not at all.

slightly argumentative sure, angry, i didnt think so.

Fair enough. Just not your usual style is all i was commenting on.

**kingwilly** · 15-12-2008, 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by November Rain

How d'you tell someone who's marked himself for life, it should be 2 characters for the two syllables?

OMG too

**Mathos** · 16-12-2008, 05:39 AM

Originally Posted by Mathos

=kingwilly;877961]^ feel better after that verbal diarrhea ?

You can always skip it if you don't like or agree with it mate.

Makes me wonder, if ignorance is bliss.

Why aren't you happy?

Hey Willie, I don't mean it mate. You can have a go at me with regards to this or any other thread if you want.

I realise of course that the Tattoo thread I started has been a source of instigation to your deepest and most suppressed thought and obvious afflictions brought on by the fact that you were never allowed to have a tattoo.

Parent's do these things without thinking. Suppression, it can damage the mind to levels that even eminent Psychiatrists are not really capable as yet of understanding.

You know, your mates going out like young men of the world and having the snakes and skulls, mum and dad, hearts etc inked onto their forearms especially to show off in the bars.

You didn't dare!

Christ that must have done you some harm.

Dad:- You ever come home with a bloody tattoo on you, and I'll kill you lad.

Mum:- My little Willie would never have a tattoo, he's a good boy for his mummy. Come here son and give me a kiss, that naughty daddy shouting at you again and you only nineteen.

Of course you wouldn't have a tattoo.

I reckon Philip Larkin had it summed up Willie.

This Be The Verse

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.
But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.
Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.

It does go on Willie, but I forget the rest of it, you can look it up on Google or one of them fancy search engines.

Anyhow, I understand Pal, you get it out of your system. I've felt bad all day since I realised the position you are in, the damage that's been done to you and my post exacerbating the situation.

I may never do another post on here.

May the Good Lord Forgive Me.

**kingwilly** · 16-12-2008, 05:48 AM

not even worth replying too.

but you do prove the point about tattooed people being knobends.

**Mathos** · 17-12-2008, 04:57 AM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

but you do prove the point about tattooed people being knobends.

Come, now Willie, we aren't going to be rude and upset the tattooed fraternity again.

I'm really trying my best to work with you and get you out of these bad habits.

You can do it, you have character and self esteem.

Don't forget, it be the season of good will, along with the heart felt desire for peace on earth to all men.

Give it a try.

DaffyDuck · 17-12-2008, 05:10 AM

Originally Posted by November Rain

How d'you tell someone who's marked himself for life, it should be 2 characters for the two syllables?

Yeah, I'd gather it would be difficult to stop from laughing to say it... ;-)

There ought to be a collection of these kind of stories -- kinda the Darwin Awards for Tattoo'd people...

**kingwilly** · 17-12-2008, 05:58 AM

Originally Posted by Mathos

I'm really trying my best to work with you and get you out of these bad habits. You can do it, you have character and self esteem

but i find it hard that you are speaking for all of them.

tattooed fraternity? shessh - all sorts of people etc...not tattooed or not tattooed

huh!?

**Mathos** · 17-12-2008, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by Mathos

I'm really trying my best to work with you and get you out of these bad habits. You can do it, you have character and self esteem

but i find it hard that you are speaking for all of them.

tattooed fraternity? shessh - all sorts of people etc...not tattooed or not tattooed

huh!?

Difficult for you is it Willie?

Sorry about that 'Old Timer' one of the other members mentioned to me that you'd be out of your depth in a car park puddle.

Never mind Willie, I'll help you along and try and restrict the larger vocabulary.

Are you a native of Australia by any chance Willie?

**Mathos** · 18-12-2008, 05:34 AM

I discovered that female Egyptian mummies which were proven dated to be from the Eleventh Dynasty (2100BC) had evidence of being tattooed.

Perhaps for ritualistic or even therapeutic reasons during pregnancy.

The considerations are that they were carried out with pricking instruments, possibly fish bones.

Apparently the most famous mummy is Amunet, from Thebes, she was a priestess at Hathor.

She was tattooed with several lines and dots in geometric forms. An additional mummy (female) which is considered to have been a dancer (how do they arrive at these conclusions?) exhibits similar patterns and additional patterns around the pubic area.

There are others known as 'The Brides of Death' displaying similar patterns.

It's interesting to note that tattoo's have only been found on female mummies, however, in Egyptian Art there are positive designs which appear to be tattoo's on both males and females.

It's an interesting topic this tattoo malarkey

**kingwilly** · 18-12-2008, 05:42 AM

Originally Posted by Mathos

I discovered that female Egyptian mummies which were proven dated to be from the Eleventh Dynasty (2100BC) had evidence of being tattooed. Perhaps for ritualistic or even therapeutic reasons during pregnancy.

oh well then. you should have said so,. definitely a reason for me to rush out and get one now.

**Mathos** · 18-12-2008, 05:48 AM

^ Hi Willie, nice to see you up and about.

Trust you are feeling better as well.

Yes, I think it would be a brilliant course of action for you to have a tattoo.

Don't mess about with the little tiny ones though. Make an issue on this Willie.

You could have a big monkey head for instance tattooed on your chest.

That's just a thought, I'm not trying to influence you, other members could come up with much better ideas and even designs.

Go for it Willie, 'Hercules Unchained' springs to mind.

That would be impressive Willie.

**kingwilly** · 18-12-2008, 05:50 AM

no chance of that happenign.

**Mathos** · 18-12-2008, 06:10 PM

^ What about a massive head tattoo of King Kong then Willie, that would look good?

Walking into a bar with the shirt buttons unfastened down to the naval and snorting like.

Impressive.

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