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Company creates a condom with a measuring ruler printed on the side that will accurately determine the size of the wearer's penis. It can also show how far you got in the backdoor before she elbowed you in ribs.

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November 26, 2008 Madrid-based on-line store Curiosite has come up with a product that will surely be one of the novelty hits of 2009.
The Condometric is a condom with a measuring ruler printed on the side that will accurately determine the size of the wearer’s penis.
Currently in manufacturing, the condom will be available in four flavours (lime, cherry, banana and prophylactic rubber), both metric and imperial measurements (centimetres and inches), and in packs of 3, 6 and 12 (the party pack?).
According to Curiosite, the Condometric prophylactic will be made of best quality natural rubber latex. They are fine, thin, smooth, ergonomic, with non-parallel sides, transparent, lubricated, with reservoir tip and nominal width of 54 mm (2.12 inches). The product will be sold via the internet, so spontaneity is kinda out the window.
Indeed, that’s all the information available right now, apart from the FAQs which tell us that it’s a single-use product and that the ink doesn’t rub off (though we guess it might be fun trying).
Sadly, the Condometric only measures to a penis length of 25 cm.

but doesnt rubber stretch ???

I don't get it. Why the banana?

As with many plants, bananas use asexual reproduction, where the new plants are identical in every respect to the parent plant. Asexual reproduction involves no union of cells or nuclei of cells, there are not mingling of genetic traits.

A rigid COCK would have illustrated the novelty much better.

Originally Posted by Texpat

A rigid COCK would have illustrated the novelty much better.

I'm sure that if you stand up straight and arms to the side Texpat they could slip one over your head without too much trouble. Just need to be careful it doesn't cut off the air supply.

Originally Posted by Texpat

As with many plants, bananas use asexual reproduction,

not exactly. bananas themselves do not reproduce at all.

Bananas are the fruit of a plant, that does reproduce. Since bananas are a fruit, that means they are capable of sexual reproduction. (provided that they still have their seeds, which many commercial varieties do not.)

So you too, see the irony in using a banana as a prop.
Well done KW. The rigid COCK would have been far better.

Originally Posted by Texpat

So you too, see the irony in using a banana as a prop.

what drugs are you on Tex?

Bananas are the result of the sexual organs of a plant. eg: they grow from the plants ovary, usually after fertilization from pollen.

Originally Posted by Texpat

How do these reproduce then, tex?
Do they need condoms more than bananas do?