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    The Limerick thread

    There once was a man named Storekeeper
    Who was known to post rougher and meaner
    He loaded his gun
    Said let's have some fun
    Then went on a date with poolcleaner




    I noticed NickA has been posting in poetry, ..so....

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    There once was a man with a monkey
    Who dressed up in women's undies
    He said my name's danbo
    It's not bladdy rambo
    So why are you all driving suvies?

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    There was an old aussie named Wally.
    Who liked to get pissed off his trolly.

    He went down to Grace.
    got farked off his face
    And ended up shagging a collie.

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    Old Hillbilly had a six foot willy
    And he showed it to Noi next door
    She thought is was a snake
    So she hit it with a rake
    And now it's only three foot four

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    There once lived a man named Chang Mai Noon
    Who accidently sat on a harpoon
    He said "This feels great"
    "why have I left this so late"
    And now he turns tricks on soi 42

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    There once was this pos(t)er called Marmite
    looked down through his nose from a great height.

    Called Macha a Paki
    This Welshman a taffy
    And longed for the days of apartheid

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    ^ Good one

    There once was a taffy named Noonie
    Who would drive all his friends quite loony
    He talked cryptic rhymes
    Most of the time
    And the majority weren't even foony

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    Reinvented's a poor little scouser
    His face is all tattered and torn
    Made Cantona feel sick
    So he hit him with a brick
    Reinvented can't sing anymore
    Last edited by cantona; 11-05-2006 at 02:21 PM.

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    There once was a pom called Cantona
    Who was always a terrible moaner.
    He whinged about this,
    And he moaned about that,
    Until he ended up a big loner.

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    There once was a sex change called Lily
    Who got herself all in a tizzy
    Shes menapausal now
    The silly old cow
    From snorting too much of that billy

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    There once was a DJ named Patricia
    Who used to take it right up the shitter
    He once got the sack
    And ended up on crack
    Now lives with his mate Gary Glitter

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    I once was an ajarn post whore,
    but now I don't post anymore,
    I tried out ThaiVisa'
    didn't like that either,
    so now I remain on TeakDoor.


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    There is an old sailor Storekeeper
    Whose faults couldn't lie any deeper

    With some oil and a push
    He'd give one to Bush
    His cock getting stiffer and steeper.
    Last edited by ChiangMai noon; 11-05-2006 at 05:51 PM.

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    There was an old wanker called Stroller
    Who always drank whisky and cola
    He got incredibly pissed
    But was never missed
    And ended up a 3 holer
    Last edited by DrAndy; 12-05-2006 at 08:32 PM.

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    ^
    I think the tempo would be slightly better were you to replace "being" in the last line with "as".

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    I am the only one Thai girl in Teakdoor (Not sure if it's right)
    What are you looking for?
    I'm not a whore
    ..............


    I can't go on anymore, help.

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    Edit it was ironic na
    Last edited by mad_dog; 12-05-2006 at 06:22 PM.

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    ^
    That is truly awful.

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    A bladdy woman
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    I think that's jolly funny, CMn.





    Anyway, c'mon you guys! Help me to finish mine!

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    There was a young girl of Aberystwyth,
    Who took grain to the mill to make grist with.
    The Miller's son Jack,
    Laid her on her back,
    And united the organs they pissed with.

    (yes, stolen on the web)

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    And one with double rhyme in the last line..

    There once was a man named McGruder
    Who liked a nude girl so he woo'd her.
    The girl thought it rude
    To be woo'd in the nude
    But McGruder was ruder, and screwed her.

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    lom.
    you are in serious breach of thread rules.
    the limerick should be about posters i think.

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    She was pretty, witty, and clever
    And her name was Goddess of Whatever

    She sings in a band
    And makes us all glad
    Though a good driver, she will make never

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    Do u want some pizza?

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    There was a goddess with pizza
    Who offered a slice to a geezer
    When he said no
    She said "up yo"
    So he decided to seize her

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