A doctor whose name was Andy
Thought his wife was all fine and dandy
Till he came home one night
And caught her in full flight
With the maid and and a brit girl named Sandy
A doctor whose name was Andy
Thought his wife was all fine and dandy
Till he came home one night
And caught her in full flight
With the maid and and a brit girl named Sandy
There once was a Dog from Pattaya
Who liked to be a brick layer
He's gay as fuck
and with any luck
He'll take it the wrong way and pay yer!
Are you lot all the limerick equivalent of tone deaf or something??
Very disappointing show so far.
thanks CMN, you had better teach usOriginally Posted by ChiangMai noon
after all, they do say "those that cannot do, teach"
There was a man from Chiang Mai
Who wasn't really a guy
He did a quiz
and liked to be called Liz
Whilst taking cock from a Thai
Again, its' not quite right.
the rhythm is altogether flawed in a not altogether unflawed kind of way.
There was a TEFler from Angrit
Who liked to talk lots of shit
He had two girlfriends
who came to nasty ends
Cos they didn't like old Smegma a bit
It goes like this GoW..Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever
*** *** 2
*** *** 2
***3
***3
*** ***2
*say it like a poem
Yes CMN, teach us how to rhyme "height" with "apartheid", please!
Thai poem is like this.
*** **(*) **1
**1 **(*) **2
*** **(*) **2
**2 **(*) ***
I am Goddess of Whatever
I always look further
I never go to Laos
I am not a cow
I will get thiner.
Dear Wally,
Is this ok yet?
Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever
Not quite. You have to make it rhyme......like a song..
But better!
Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever
This rhymes better GoW ......but it's pretty silly
I will make a better one soon when I get some thought.
The 1st, 2nd and 5th line rhyme, as do the 3rd and 4th...
There was a Goddess of Whatever
Who everyone thought was so clever
But She bought a hat
and married a cat
cos they liked to have sex in black leather
The number of syllables in each line helps the flow or beat of the poem. Look at Walley's first poem and count the syllables in each line. Notice how they read and flow? Lines 1 and 2 have about the same number. Line 3 is short. Line 4 is a bit longer than 3 and line 4 is about as long as lines 1 and 2.
Thank you, anyone wanna be a cat????
There once was a man named NickA
Who thought he ruled the arcade
Then along came memock
And blew off his socks
And now he works in the UK
Though i begrudge saying so.. that one is much better nickA.There was a Goddess of Whatever
Who everyone thought was so clever
But She bought a hat
and married a cat
cos they liked to have sex in black leather
OK, but I think you'll have to look in the history of the arcade more deeply.Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles
Memock was long the ruler of the arcade with little serious challange from anyone else. I came along and started to chip away at his high scores, but he fought back valliantly and we were fighting away at each other day by day.
And then one day, things changed, things changed, Kundun. A man, or is he a man - shall we say a thing, a dark, mysterious mass, an evil, despotic, deranged, psychotic "player" enterned the arena - this thing had only one object, one goal and it spent 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, working, training, learning, eating, drinking and sleeping in "the game" - this creature was heated in the forge of the arcade and created in the shape of a devil....to become......the one......
and his name was Thetyim.....
....and he ruled from that point hence.....
^that doesn't rhyme!!
But I agree. The guy is obsessed. Bastard has beaten 5 of my high scores
Got one for you GOW.
I am a goddess of whatever
and i always look further than never
I will never go to laos
and i cannot be a cow
So if i do not eat my dinner
i'll become thinner
Ho ho, Ohno, oh, ho ho.Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
Oh no, Ohno, no, oh no!
Ohno, no, oh no!
Oh, Ohno, no no.
No Ohno on no. ono.
Last edited by lom; 13-05-2006 at 03:55 AM.
"Poolcleaner" from Pratunam,
Writes verses that no one can scan,
When told it was so,
He replied "Yes, I know,
But I always try to get as many words into the last line as I possibly can."
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