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    A doctor whose name was Andy
    Thought his wife was all fine and dandy

    Till he came home one night
    And caught her in full flight
    With the maid and and a brit girl named Sandy

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    There once was a Dog from Pattaya
    Who liked to be a brick layer
    He's gay as fuck
    and with any luck
    He'll take it the wrong way and pay yer!

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    Are you lot all the limerick equivalent of tone deaf or something??

    Very disappointing show so far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    Are you lot all the limerick equivalent of tone deaf or something??

    Very disappointing show so far.
    thanks CMN, you had better teach us

    after all, they do say "those that cannot do, teach"

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    There was a man from Chiang Mai
    Who wasn't really a guy
    He did a quiz
    and liked to be called Liz
    Whilst taking cock from a Thai

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    Again, its' not quite right.

    the rhythm is altogether flawed in a not altogether unflawed kind of way.


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    There was a TEFler from Angrit
    Who liked to talk lots of shit
    He had two girlfriends
    who came to nasty ends
    Cos they didn't like old Smegma a bit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever
    c'mon you guys! Help me to finish mine!
    It goes like this GoW..

    *** *** 2
    *** *** 2

    ***3
    ***3
    *** ***2


    *say it like a poem

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    Yes CMN, teach us how to rhyme "height" with "apartheid", please!

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    ^
    Well really.

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    Thai poem is like this.

    *** **(*) **1
    **1 **(*) **2
    *** **(*) **2
    **2 **(*) ***


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    I am Goddess of Whatever
    I always look further
    I never go to Laos
    I am not a cow
    I will get thiner.



    Dear Wally,

    Is this ok yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

    Dear Wally,

    Is this ok yet?

    Not quite. You have to make it rhyme......like a song..


    But better!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever
    I am Goddess of Whatever
    I always look further in leather
    I never go to Laos
    I am not a cow like my boss
    I will get thiner in this bladdy hot weather.

    This rhymes better GoW ......but it's pretty silly

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    I will make a better one soon when I get some thought.

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    The 1st, 2nd and 5th line rhyme, as do the 3rd and 4th...

    There was a Goddess of Whatever
    Who everyone thought was so clever
    But She bought a hat
    and married a cat
    cos they liked to have sex in black leather

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    The number of syllables in each line helps the flow or beat of the poem. Look at Walley's first poem and count the syllables in each line. Notice how they read and flow? Lines 1 and 2 have about the same number. Line 3 is short. Line 4 is a bit longer than 3 and line 4 is about as long as lines 1 and 2.

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    Thank you, anyone wanna be a cat????







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    There once was a man named NickA
    Who thought he ruled the arcade

    Then along came memock
    And blew off his socks
    And now he works in the UK

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    There was a Goddess of Whatever
    Who everyone thought was so clever
    But She bought a hat
    and married a cat
    cos they liked to have sex in black leather
    Though i begrudge saying so.. that one is much better nickA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wally Dorian Raffles
    There once was a man named NickA
    Who thought he ruled the arcade

    Then along came memock
    And blew off his socks
    And now he works in the UK
    OK, but I think you'll have to look in the history of the arcade more deeply.
    Memock was long the ruler of the arcade with little serious challange from anyone else. I came along and started to chip away at his high scores, but he fought back valliantly and we were fighting away at each other day by day.

    And then one day, things changed, things changed, Kundun. A man, or is he a man - shall we say a thing, a dark, mysterious mass, an evil, despotic, deranged, psychotic "player" enterned the arena - this thing had only one object, one goal and it spent 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, working, training, learning, eating, drinking and sleeping in "the game" - this creature was heated in the forge of the arcade and created in the shape of a devil....to become......the one......

    and his name was Thetyim.....

    ....and he ruled from that point hence.....

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    ^that doesn't rhyme!!

    But I agree. The guy is obsessed. Bastard has beaten 5 of my high scores

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    Got one for you GOW.

    I am a goddess of whatever
    and i always look further than never
    I will never go to laos
    and i cannot be a cow
    So if i do not eat my dinner
    i'll become thinner

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    lom. you are in serious breach of thread rules. the limerick should be about posters i think.
    Ho ho, Ohno, oh, ho ho.
    Oh no, Ohno, no, oh no!
    Ohno, no, oh no!
    Oh, Ohno, no no.
    No Ohno on no. ono.
    Last edited by lom; 13-05-2006 at 03:55 AM.

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    "Poolcleaner" from Pratunam,
    Writes verses that no one can scan,
    When told it was so,
    He replied "Yes, I know,
    But I always try to get as many words into the last line as I possibly can."

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