People that hang around toilets in bars

**Doggsy** · 31-10-2008, 07:59 AM

What is the point of people that hang around toilets in bars? I go for a piss, i want to wash my hands afterwards ( posh i know

) i particularly hate going to bars where there is a little guy that wants to pass you a towel, (it is surely why i go out in jeans, maybe not so posh) and spray a little shitty amount of stinking aftershave and then expects money. What is the point of their existence?
I used to hate these people in pattaya but they seem to be infiltrating the bars i go to in farangland now as well.

and another thing, the person i really hate is the person that comes up and starts to massage your back whilst you are having a piss. merrily pissing away then somebody startles the shit out of you, makes you piss down your leg and onto your foot that ony has a cambodian builder flip flop on and then they expect a tip. bollocks

**Fstop** · 31-10-2008, 08:12 AM

I never tip the bastards in the bogs....maybe if it was some ritzy place back home, but certainly not here. I was actually in a place last night with one of those guys - there was a tip tray next to the wet towels by the sink. The dude just stood there - did fuck all. Maybe he knew I wasn't going to tip him anyway.

**Doggsy** · 31-10-2008, 08:30 AM

when you become a regular in certain bars they realise you are a tight arse and so they dont bring the little tray with the 5 baht freshment towel on for you. sometimes though they give a little sly comment when you leave thinking you dont know what they are saying

**Jesus Jones** · 31-10-2008, 08:34 AM

I agree with you on this, if anything it makes me piss my pants because i feel uncomfortable with 7 guys standing in a line in the bogs at santika, waiting to massage you rlegs while spraying the pan. I head in the direction of the cubicles if i can, but even then you get the odd guy waiting outside.

Service not needed in my opinion. Makes me drink less in the bar.

**keda** · 31-10-2008, 08:58 AM

Drinkers are not the greatest marksmen, and these people ensure your bog stays clean.

I always tip, as long as they don't push me forward by bashing away at my back, and less for the service than their humiliation of having to clean up after others.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 31-10-2008, 09:03 AM

Originally Posted by Doggsy

What is the point of their existence?

To make money.

Originally Posted by durianfan

I never tip the bastards in the bogs....maybe if it was some ritzy place back home, but certainly not here.

Yes, far better to tip the well paid people in the hi-so joints who don't really need tips.

**kingwilly** · 31-10-2008, 09:12 AM

Originally Posted by Doggsy

and another thing, the person i really hate is the person that comes up and starts to massage your back whilst you are having a piss. merrily pissing away then somebody startles the shit out of you, makes you piss down your leg and onto your foot that ony has a cambodian builder flip flop on and then they expect a tip. bollocks

An easy solution to this, is to turn around quickly in 'surprise' and 'accidentally' piss all over him.....

He wont do it again!

**Doggsy** · 31-10-2008, 09:16 AM

4x^ Same here. Once i have been to the toilet and realised that i have, again, stumbled into a toilet hanger bar i normally dont wait around for another beer. This is due to knowing that I will have to go in there again and go through the whole process again soon and that i will be going in a lot sooner than it took me the first time as the seal is well and truely broken!

**Fstop** · 31-10-2008, 10:29 AM

^Just go into one of the stalls. Maybe bring some satang along for tips.

**Travelmate** · 31-10-2008, 10:41 AM

Feck get use to it. They are not going away.

**Loy Toy** · 31-10-2008, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by Doggsy

What is the point of people that hang around toilets in bars?

Weak bladders maybe.........??

I always give the poor "toilet boy' workers a small tip and the first time I use the toilet and particularly if the area is clean.

The other thing I do when I go into a bar (that I know I will be spending some time in) is find the bird who mixes the drinks and buy her one. Then for the rest of the evening your gonna get a good size shot in your mixers.

What goes around comes around!

**Fstop** · 31-10-2008, 10:45 AM

^If I'm a regular in a bar, then yeah, I can see giving a few baht coins. Good advice regarding buying a drink for the mixer, as well (unless he's a bloke).

**Loy Toy** · 31-10-2008, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by durianfan

(unless he's a bloke).

I absolutely hate walking in a bar in Pattaya and seeing Thai guys standing around, even those working behind the bars. (The blokes in TQ1 are acceptable)

Couldn't be there for security as most Thai girls with a stilleto shoe in her hand represents more threat than any Thai guy I know.

IMO they cause more problems than what they are worth.

**mediamanbkk** · 31-10-2008, 11:14 AM

Thais love it of course it because they get on an ego trip, we just want to have a slash, - no massage, no neck twisting, no towel around the neck and we can turn the taps on to wash my hands by ourselves

**keda** · 31-10-2008, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by Travelmate

Feck get use to it. They are not going away.

Yep, I'd rather escape 20 baht lighter than a fiver in a Brit dive.

**barbaro** · 31-10-2008, 12:22 PM

Originally Posted by Doggsy

What is the point of people that hang around toilets in bars? I go for a piss, i want to wash my hands afterwards ( posh i know

) i particularly hate going to bars where there is a little guy that wants to pass you a towel

Yeah, and he wants a tip, too. I ought knock his azz out.

**terry57** · 31-10-2008, 01:17 PM

What about when your at M.B.K. dying to back one out the size of an air craft carrier and those ladies are always cleaning the shitter right next to you ???

I foking hate that as I'm a sensitive fella and like to do poo poo in peace without some lady waiting 6 inches away to clean the bowl after I've spray painted it.

Fok me punters, its very foking hard for Terry sometimes.

**Texpat** · 31-10-2008, 01:32 PM

If there's a cleaning lady milling about, I usually pull out all the stops.

I dig deep for the nastiest gnarliest growler I can summon and let 'er rip.

They usually scamper out post haste.

**Norton** · 31-10-2008, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by Doggsy

and another thing, the person i really hate is the person that comes up and starts to massage your back whilst you are having a piss.

I've found a startled, quick about face discourages the practice.

**Kinnieow** · 31-10-2008, 01:53 PM

They have an obsession about the size of farangs dick.
Anyway nothing worse in a bar than a smelly toilet so they dont bother me.

**keda** · 31-10-2008, 01:55 PM

Originally Posted by terry57

What about when your at M.B.K. dying to back one out the size of an air craft carrier and those ladies are always cleaning the shitter right next to you ???

I foking hate that as I'm a sensitive fella and like to do poo poo in peace without some lady waiting 6 inches away to clean the bowl after I've spray painted it.

Fok me punters, its very foking hard for Terry sometimes.

You're not listening mate, 20 baht get's them outa the door, sniggering.

**Thetyim** · 31-10-2008, 02:03 PM

I'm foked if I am going to pay to use the toilet every time I need a piss.
I don't usually carry any coins so I would be paying 20 baht a visit.

I just drink elsewhere

**Spin** · 31-10-2008, 02:57 PM

I donr mind paying a tip as the kind of place that has these characters in the bogs isnt visited very often by me. They might get 20 baht first time i go in there and thats it for the whole night. i want my moneys worth though, i'll be back in there every 20 minutes for the next 5 hours for free

**Fabian** · 31-10-2008, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by Kinnieow

They have an obsession about the size of farangs dick.

Are you sure they are not gay?

**Fstop** · 31-10-2008, 03:20 PM

Originally Posted by Thetyim

I'm foked if I am going to pay to use the toilet every time I need a piss.
I don't usually carry any coins so I would be paying 20 baht a visit.

I just drink elsewhere

No way they are getting 20 baht from me. If I have any satangs or 1 baht coins then MAYBE I'll drop them in the tray if I'm a regular there. However, if the dude starts giving me a massage whilst I'm taking a piss, I'm outta there.

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