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    'Mooning' man falls off car roof.

    'Mooning' man falls off car roof

    14:26 AEST Mon Oct 20 2008





    A New Zealand man who police said mooned other vehicles while car surfing has been badly injured after falling from the car's roof.
    Kane Heal, 22, was in Christchurch Hospital's intensive care unit on Monday after the accident in North Canterbury on Saturday morning.
    Police said that Mr Heal suffered serious facial injuries when he slid along the road.
    Senior Constable Chris Hughey told the Nelson Mail newspaper that Mr Heal had his trousers down and was mooning other vehicles from the car's roof when he fell off at a speed of at least 80km/h.
    He said Mr Heal required facial surgery after sliding 20m face-first along the highway.
    Mr Hughey said Mr Heal had climbed on top of a Nissan car driven by his girlfriend as they travelled from Nelson to Christchurch.

    'Mooning' man falls off car roof


    Som nam Nah !!

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    Sorry, no pictures of the moon landing but this is what the twat used to look like


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    It'll only be an improvement. What a twat.

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    I'll bet his arse looks like his face now !

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    Or rather, his face looks like his arse. I bet the old tongue stud didnt help as he licked gravel.

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    ouch.

    dickhead,

    (but then I've been that stoopid before in my life also....so perhaps he is an unlucky dickhead)

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    I've been that stoopid before in my life also
    You've car surfed at 80 km per hour whilst mooning other cars ?????

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    might have been faster than that....

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    Yeh, but you're a bloody monkey. You're used to swing through the trees and stuff. AND you wouldn't have to drop your keks, cos monkeys don't wear em.


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    Still alive and able to tell the tale... damn shame that.

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    I didnt actually drop my strides. just the car surfing bit. Stoopid, I know.

    plus plenty of other stoopid things.

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    ^ Was alcohol involved at all?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoGeAr
    ^ Was alcohol involved at all?

    not that time. twas my brother in law's idea.

    One evening we started by just laying on the top of the car while the other drove it, and got 'braver' until we were standing upright in surfer stance singing out loud!

    Probably Hawaii Five-o theme....

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    Someone who looks remarkably similar to me once managed to find himself completely starkers on the bonnet of a car that was driven to the most popular night-club in town at the time.

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    ^So what pooves club was that?

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    This is RotoVegs we're talking about here, setting for 'Once Were Warriors', ain't no pooves clubs there. No market for it, they're all North of the Bombays.

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    ^Course there are pooves clubs in roto-vegs.....where else would the educated types like your good self get a drink...McDonalds?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson
    Someone who looks remarkably similar to me once managed to find himself completely starkers on the bonnet of a car that was driven to the most popular night-club in town at the time.
    This person wasn't forcibly tied to the roof by any chance?

    Bucks night shenanigans...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    This person wasn't forcibly tied to the roof by any chance?

    Bucks night shenanigans...?
    Nope they somehow, inexplicably, managed to find themself buck naked on the bonnet clinging onto the windscreen wipers.

    No other reason than alcohol was involved.
    where else would the educated types like your good self get a drink...McDonalds?
    I iz eduemackated?

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    I view this as a tragedy and am disappointed by the sarcastic remarks toward this young man.

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    If he didn't do it he would have nothing to tell his grand children.

    Pretty boring living in N.Z, so I have heard and based on what the kids get up to it must be true.

    Note that most of the teen kids do boring things here like get pissed and touch up pussy. Even 52 year old teenagers................

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    I knew a guy who would train surf - you'd be chatting away to him and he would dissapear out the window and reappear two things down the train.

    He sells sports ware in Edinburgh these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat
    two things down the train.
    Things?

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    We train surfed in Finland back in 72. Loads died.

    They're electric trains.

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    I meant carriages - sorry french brain went into action.

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