Thread: Seconds out.. Man Vs THE WILD

Didn't want put this in Jokes and Funny stories, as it contains some light hearted disscussion such as is it such a great idea to prod a cheetah with a stick. The Lion one is pretty disturbing so look away if you don't like disgusting stuff like lions being shot by dumbass Iranians.

First up,

Man v KANGAROO



Second up,

CHIMP v Man



Third up,

Man v CHEETAH



And finally and most distubingly a cage match,

Iranian v LION

Sad for the animals; they are only doing what is natural for them.
A hunter shot a bear who attacked him here recently. Well, ya idiot, she was on the attack coz you came between her and her cubs. The worst part was the rangers shot both cubs coz they deemed them to have "aggressive" genes, like their mum. Fekin ah*les.

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

The worst part was the rangers shot both cubs coz they deemed them to have "aggressive" genes,

Best stay away from rangers with guns then Jet .

go monkey!!

Cool. I like watching this stuff.

Monkey one and kangaroo are funny, like the way the monkeys tag team that bloke and throw him in the water and manages to stay dry with a swift swing back on to dry land. smooth

Oh and that chap well deserves it for poking that leaopard with a stick

^Yeah, I was just going to mention that it was a leopard, not a cheetah.

Originally Posted by Mr Pot

Monkey one and kangaroo are funny, like the way the monkeys tag team that bloke and throw him in the water and manages to stay dry with a swift swing back on to dry land. smooth

Oh and that chap well deserves it for poking that leaopard with a stick

Those chimps can be nasty bastards, bite your throat out and rip your genitals off. Incredibly strong and unpredictable with sometime violent tempers when adult. But the reason they are on an island is because chimps cant swim. The guy jumped into the water to save his own life. Most people don't realize how violent chimps can be. In the wild they have been observed to go on organized raiding parties to kill neighbouring tribes of other chimps.

I did like the leopard vid though. Go the pussys!

Originally Posted by Panda

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

The worst part was the rangers shot both cubs coz they deemed them to have "aggressive" genes,

Best stay away from rangers with guns then Jet .

On the contrary, we should support her mixing with rangers.



Working in SA a while back we spent week-ends in the national parks and Chimps are very aggressive and also actively hunt monkeys for food. . . . not always the little loveables they seem to be.