View Poll Results: would you take a small wife

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  • Yes I have a small wife

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  • I have many small wives

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  • I wish I had the bottle

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  • I just go out shagging a couple of times per week

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    Do you Have a Small Wife?

    Here in Thailand it is perfectly acceptable to take a small wife, well 1, as long as you can afford it, and 2, as long as you don't bed her in the marital bed.

    So do you have a small wife or would you take a small wife or do you just dream about it?

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    Well, DD, I used to be a small wife before I got fat.

    Is that what you mean?

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    Your a woman so you aint allowed to be unfaithful Liliy, well unless it's with a gal then that would be ok

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    LMFAO at both of them^^^^^^^^ Nice first beer stuff!!

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    I have written recently about my missus and as you can well imagine one is hard enough work for me let alone two or three.

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    How about you DD are you contemplating it? My wife has told me several times that if I want one I may. At this point is wouldn't be realistic anyway. But it could be a possibility in the future. Or just maybe go out and shagg a few times a week

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    I got to admit the idea of a small wife doesn't appeal to me, all the emotional involvement and all that, when basically all you want is a bit of dirty perverse nooky, yep hit the bars is what I say

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    Well I think my wife Wants me to have a mia noi because that would be a status thing. But what you said that would be all I need is to have another emotional involvement with another women. When you get down to the nitty gritty I think it scares the hell out of me.

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    Agreed. Sometimes I truly believe life is perverse. When you are single, you look for a girlfriend/wife. Once married, you yearn for the single life. I have to say, I tip my hat to those mormons. How they manage the balancing act is beyond me

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    I got to admit the idea of a small wife doesn't appeal to me, all the emotional involvement and all that, when basically all you want is a bit of dirty perverse nooky, yep hit the bars is what I say
    Words of fuckin wisdom, these are..

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Here in Thailand it is perfectly acceptable to take a small wife, well 1, as long as you can afford it,
    I've got a mia noi and it doesn't cost me a penny. She works, knows that I'm married, never asked me for anything, hates Thai men hence reason for living by herself in an apartment. Always takes the initiative and is very open sexually but just won't entertain the idea of a 3some.

    Last few days had a girl in the local mall eyeing me up and today she followed me around Tops supermarket. But I need a few more days to decide on whether to take on another mia noi or not.

    Sometimes being a handsome suave bastard can be a right pain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gazza
    Sometimes being a handsome suave bastard can be a right pain.
    I don't remember telling you that

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    My wife is always asking me if want a Mia Noi. I can always answer her, quite honestly, that I really don't need one. In fact, the words 'twice the headache' have occasionally been heard during this conversation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty
    My wife is always asking me if want a Mia Noi. I can always answer her, quite honestly, that I really don't need one. In fact, the words 'twice the headache' have occasionally been heard during this conversation.
    Totally agree! But, then again a good massage never hurt...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hillbilly
    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty
    My wife is always asking me if want a Mia Noi. I can always answer her, quite honestly, that I really don't need one. In fact, the words 'twice the headache' have occasionally been heard during this conversation.
    Totally agree! But, then again a good massage never hurt...
    Is that what you call it. I like the term slip and slide

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Your a woman so you aint allowed to be unfaithful Liliy, well unless it's with a gal then that would be ok
    Hey, I dont recall there being any written rules we must live by!


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    A woman down the road has a pua noi and her husband has a mia noi.....they seem quite happy

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    The Thai guys in the village have asked me about having a Mai noi a few times as they think if you have money you should have one.
    Wife has asked if I have one a few times and said she would kill me if she ever found out I did but she has said when I get to 50 she will be 40 and I can have one then so I have to wait 16 more years. Have had a few offers but I think it could turn into a bit of a trap blackmail

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    most the women married to the old farangs have a pua noi

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    Yeah But usually the Rich old Farang is the Pua Noi First husband is poor so She marry rich Farang! Some know some do not! It is life in the land that we love.

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    5' 0" is alright by me

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    Quote Originally Posted by bbigman21
    Yeah But usually the Rich old Farang is the Pua Noi First husband is poor so She marry rich Farang!
    This is so true! I have seen this happen to many times while visiting upcountry.

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    The wife keeps telling me that any funny business and my best friend will get a hair cut. Don't like that idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty
    My wife is always asking me if want a Mia Noi. I can always answer her, quite honestly, that I really don't need one. In fact, the words 'twice the headache' have occasionally been heard during this conversation.
    That about sums it up for me!!!




    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    got to admit the idea of a small wife doesn't appeal to me, all the emotional involvement and all that, when basically all you want is a bit of dirty perverse nooky, yep hit the bars is what I say


    That sounds really good to me!!

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    I wouldn't dream of it!


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