Hows a 82 yo going to manufacture enough baby batter to fill one of those whore holes?
Even 10 years ago I had girls in dire danger of drowning in the wet patch, now its such a small quantity it evaporates before it hits the sheets.
Hows a 82 yo going to manufacture enough baby batter to fill one of those whore holes?
Even 10 years ago I had girls in dire danger of drowning in the wet patch, now its such a small quantity it evaporates before it hits the sheets.
Now there's an image to savour over my cornflakes, cheers Pete.
Huh? Unless you're using the withdrawal method of birth control, ain't supposed to be aiming at the sheets Peter!Quote:
Originally Posted by peterpan
I read the 82 yo sod is crying the blues and wants his ho back
guess he misjudged the market for an 82 yo sac
Don't worry about Hugh, he's 'upgraded':
Hef's got new babes twin sight
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Hugh’s a lucky boy then? ... Hef and his ’new girlfriends’
PLAYBOY supremo HUGH HEFNER has lined up 19-year-old twin beauties to replace his “number one girlfriend”.
HOLLY MADISON, 28, has left the tycoon, who believes it was because he was too old to give her the family she craves.
Hefner, 82, said: “I expected to spend the rest of my life with her.”
But he has been seen out recently with sensational twins KRISTINA and KARISSA SHANNON.
He said: “They probably will become my girlfriends.”
They ain't identical twins; the one on the right looks fatter and more thick than the one on the left.
^ rejected by Scampy. They'll never live down the shame. :bunny3:
He'll be limping down to Pattaya. He may find he likes it and open up the Pattaya Playboy Mansion.
c,mon lets face it if he did,nt have all that money, he,d just be a dirty old man wondering around his hose in his jarmmies getting meals on wheels, good on him for being successful but really 3 sheilas at 82, i bet those girls are so bored ,,they deserve to be there
Nice body paint job. Wander who the artist is?
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thought they were cum shots.
Time for you to go see a clinic, mate . . . :pokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by Travelmate