Thread: The World's gone mad.......................

Don't care for the sculpture but Moss is a cultural icon.

What I don't get is how did Hurst become famous? Was it purely for pickling a sheep or was he known before hand.

Could it have been oour very own Dirty Dog who whacked a sheep in formaldhyde and then became famous after writing some sort of flower crap to go with it.

Why Hurst, why is he able to do this shit and others can't?

I'm going to put a dead cow in a sealed glass container full of nitrogen and then call it art. I might have to have a blow off valve installed.

Or that woman that sold her soiled mattress for thousands! Insanity.

ARTIST UNVEILS KATE MOSS CANDLE HOLDER


ARTIST Marc Quinn last night unveiled his latest work – a life-size Kate Moss candle holder made of solid gold.

You could also try spitting orange pips into it

The £1.5 million sculpture depicts the supermodel balancing on her buttocks with both feet wrapped behind her ears and is designed to be the perfect centrepiece for any dinner party.

Quinn said: "When Kate first posed for me she said 'Marc, why don't you do me reading a book, or maybe sitting on a horse, side saddle'.

"I said they were both really great ideas but could she first take of all her clothes and put both her feet behind her head so I could see right into her chuff.
"This piece is really about whether we make images or they make us. It's about immortality, it's about the future, it's about staring directly into Kate Moss's glory hole."
He added: "This is the prototype. We're going to mass produce them in China using gold plate. It can also be used as an umbrella stand, or somewhere to leave your pipe."
Quinn said he is now planning a range of domestic items using celebrity private areas, including coat hooks based on the penises of Take That and a bottle opener shaped like Richard Madeley on all fours with a surprised look on his face.






ARTIST UNVEILS KATE MOSS CANDLE HOLDER - The Daily Mash

Can museum patrons lick her bung and cuny?

I do believe they can.






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