LOL.
That just reminded me of YouTube - Young Ones - Rick and the tampon
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LOL.
That just reminded me of YouTube - Young Ones - Rick and the tampon
She thought it was funny, funny enough to share the story at every party we attended thereafter - biatch.Quote:
Originally Posted by spiff
Can't view it but remember it very well, mousey, mousey. :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by TizMe
still on dial up rain?Quote:
Originally Posted by November Rain
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I can appreciate it NR. I hate it when I set off to the store to pick up a few things and the missus reminds me to pick her up some sanitary towels.Quote:
Originally Posted by November Rain
I never seen to be able to make eye contact with the checkout girl as she's ringing them up. To avoid eye contact, I just suddenly get distracted with some obscure thing like reading the fine print on the Corn Flakes box.;)
I could definately add some stuff to Nawty's list, but he'd reciprocate and it could get messy, so i'd better shut up.
Sad thing is, he'd be proud of most of them.
The Ant prick gave me a red repo for my comments here, fuck knows what his rationale might be.
No, it's weird. TOT still haven't come through, so a friend lent me this mobile phone contraption & I've been having real problems with it - too slow, can't upload pics to TD, can't even change my signature. I couldn't figure out how to top it up & accidentally topped up my phone SIM instead. So, I've just put in my phone SIM this morning & it seems to be working really fast. Would that be coincidence, or would there be a rational reason for that?Quote:
Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
I cannot wear shorts.
I've had many. :(:) Several were related to learning another language. Going into a Japanese shop thinking I was asking for a wind chime but had pronounced it as lecherous man (or of that ilk, geez, you'd think I had said KingWilly). The shopkeep was not happy.
I wet the bed 2 weeks ago.
BobsKnob has nothin.
During my time as VP Lucent we were in a high-level meeting with Matsushita
in Tokyo (amazing building, even more amazing carpark) . . . deals were being discussed and an amicable agreement was reached . . . I leaned back in my chair . . . a little bit too far and fell backwards with the chair, against a table full of food and drinks . . . I was on the floor covered in tea and all sorts of goodies.
Typically Japanese, they apologised a thousand times for the chair being faulty . . . and didn't mention the fact that I was balancing it on the two back legs.
I love Japan!
Not me but a friend of mine, American, was quite interested in this Thai woman he met at a nice dinner out . . . kept using her name in conversation, trying to show his interest, to the amusement of the other Thais at the table . . .
Turns out he was mispronouncing her name every single time . . . calling her pubic hair. Oh, dear. :)
Moi oh moi, that's a good one.
I sometimes like the smell of my farts.
I looooove the smell of my farts.....but why do the bath bubble ones always smell better.
Concentrated, mate, concentrated. :)
poor old BobsKnob....he's been texting me trying to pull out embarrassing shit to post.....stuff that would make me go....awwwwww no way did I do that.....he has failed thus far.
Yet I could tell a story....but would not want to put a dent in his new found professional like photographer persona.
It's just proof you have no shame, hard to beat someone like that.
Probably wouldn't be true, text me, lets see if I really have something to hide. You ability to peddle untruths is legendary.Quote:
Yet I could tell a story
Geeeez....message service running hot today.
I ran out of credit, so answer to your last text is....
Yes I did, but you refused to take it cos you said it is not right to accept money for something you enjoyed so much.
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you really are a total arse.