Over or under?

**hillbilly** · 23-04-2006, 04:51 PM

At home we constantly have this little arguement over toilet tissue. I am an over kinda of person and my wife has a whatever kind of attitude. Bear, in mind that this argument has nothing to do with the bum sprayer, just the paper placement...

And you, or am I the only one in need of bathroom therapy?

**friscofrankie** · 23-04-2006, 04:53 PM

Anyone knows over is the only proper method of placement. Under while easier on the eye, does not allow proper "over roll' protection.

**mad_dog** · 23-04-2006, 04:53 PM

You have a pink flowery thing on your toilet.... the Mrs is in charge

**hillbilly** · 23-04-2006, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by mad_dog

You have a pink flowery thing on your toilet.... the Mrs is in charge

I will have you know i wear the pants in the family.
Furthermore, I also wash and iron them...

**mrsquirrel** · 23-04-2006, 05:00 PM

He also has one of those wall mounted air freshners which I always thought were a bit camp.

Isn't it better to smell your own shit than cover it up with the smell of flowers

**hillbilly** · 23-04-2006, 05:03 PM

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

He also has one of those wall mounted air freshners which I always thought were a bit camp.

Isn't it better to smell your own shit than cover it up with the smell of flowers

Actually, if you look closely you can see the dust on top. The damn thing has not been changed for about 6 months.

You see, my shit doesn't stink...

**qwerty** · 23-04-2006, 05:12 PM

Over of course!

**Thetyim** · 23-04-2006, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by mad_dog

You have a pink flowery thing on your toilet....

He also has green water in the toilet and what likes like a very large candle next to the crapper.
I think you have some explaining to do , HillBilly

Ohh, and yes the tissue should go over.

**hillbilly** · 23-04-2006, 05:16 PM

The candle I bought from a Bhuddist shop. I thought it would be romantic...

**flash** · 23-04-2006, 05:23 PM

I would always have it under,it's just the way i was brought up.

**Polpot** · 23-04-2006, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by hillbilly

The candle I bought from a Bhuddist shop. I thought it would be romantic...

the Budhist shops spell better gear, I mean sell

**Thetyim** · 23-04-2006, 05:32 PM

Are you telling me that you get, erm... romantic in the toilet ?

**mad_dog** · 23-04-2006, 05:51 PM

The hong nam missionary??

**in4zip** · 23-04-2006, 05:53 PM

over of course..

but I also like the tp dispenser you insert the roll into, after taking the cardboard round thingy and pulling out a foot length or so of paper through the hole of the dispenser's cover..

nothing like it to raise an eyebrow or two at the dinner table with western guests fresh off the plane, searching for the conventional table napkin

**friscofrankie** · 23-04-2006, 05:55 PM

Originally Posted by Thetyim

Are you telling me that you get, erm... romantic in the toilet ?

Dude bring a candle home hoping to spark some romance in what has become, a somewhat mundane relationship. The wife looks at the candle, the gleam in our horny hillbilly's eye; parks that fucker right smack-dab in the toilet room.

Another fun-time fantasy blown out of the wter.

**Thetyim** · 23-04-2006, 05:57 PM

I am a tight fisted git and insist that everyone in our house buys their own toilet paper.

As you can see most people prefer the over the top method

**in4zip** · 23-04-2006, 05:59 PM

Originally Posted by mad_dog

The hong nam missionary??

mad_dog don't forget hillbilly while a GI, has been to jump school, so there's no telling what goes on in his domestic latrines, he jes might hang from da ceiling and "drop" on his missus doing a night jump or some such thang!

**hillbilly** · 23-04-2006, 06:21 PM

As the old saying goes 'knees and feet together' takes on a hole new experience....

**Ice Maiden** · 23-04-2006, 06:45 PM

It has to be over.

Aaaww! Even Hillbilly tries to be romantic at times. I'll have you know that a candlelit bath is very romantic.

**danbo** · 24-04-2006, 01:30 AM

Originally Posted by Ice Maiden

I'll have you know that a candlelit bath is very romantic.

It's beyond me how anyone can have a bath.....Laying there in all the crap and grime that's been collected from goodness knows where...And then submerging themselves just to really make sure of being covered head-to-toe in filth.....Just may as well go and sit in a shitty puddle in the street....Romantic my arse!.....People who have baths are weirdos....And people who have baths with other people should be kept in big bird cages hung from motorway bridges.....with no mirrors or little ladders to play with....

Just checked my toilet paper and it's under....but I think this is random....I'll keep a daily diary and report back.

**Ice Maiden** · 24-04-2006, 01:34 AM

Where is the romance?

Baths are nice for a soak, I miss having baths. I just have a shower here in the LOS.

**danbo** · 24-04-2006, 01:37 AM

Candles go out in the shower....Might get away with one of those underwater flares...probably more reckless than romantic though....

**Ice Maiden** · 24-04-2006, 01:41 AM

Yeah, that sucks.

A candlelit bedroom is lovely sometimes. I have millions of candles so I light them all on a night time and it is really relaxing, especially the scented candles.

**dirtydog** · 24-04-2006, 01:48 AM

I like halogen lights, the 12 volt spotlights, damn sexy

**danbo** · 24-04-2006, 01:50 AM

Candlelight is indeed beautiful....Not sure why, perhaps it's because it leaves much to the imagination....unlike those dreadful fluorescent lights which hightlight every flaw and defect....

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