just following the lead of DD he seems to self censor, when I met up with him, I paid for mine and he paid for his, but he does have a reputationQuote:
Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
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just following the lead of DD he seems to self censor, when I met up with him, I paid for mine and he paid for his, but he does have a reputationQuote:
Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
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he also spells definitely, definately, but he is English so some allowance is deserved.Quote:
Originally Posted by Polpot
my spelling does become a little fuddled as the afternoon wears onQuote:
Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
I am a descendent of the messiah and of the same bloodline as Mary Magdalene who was my great, great, great, grandmothers mother - however, this was something I told in confidence to The Moog and Blake 7 in Nana one night and again they have abused that confidence.
Those bastards ! How could they !! :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
:hail::hail::hail::hail::hail::hail::crazy:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
DON'T fucking encourage him, he'll only start believing it :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by in4zip
kii maa, saddly, me thinks its too late already
So Jesus was giving here one then ? i thought they were just good friends :)Quote:
Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
Quote from Mary
"Scampy isn't the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy"
Try telling that to the Scampy Liberation Front, or the People's Front for Scampy.
He also had to heal her sick buffaloQuote:
Originally Posted by RandomChances
Naa not really, I was concieved in the back of an orange Fiat van on Sandown beach in the Isle Of Wight.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
My mother, God rest her soul, was given the funds by my father to take the ferry to Portsmouth where she was supposed to have me removed at a clinic, however - Debanams was en route and was displaying in its window a fur lined suede coat (amounting to roughly the same price as an abortion in them days) which caught my mothers eye, and, well go figure.
The only similarity I have with JC is that we both have a roman nose and have been frequently discussed regardless of our consent.
I doubt the son of God had to spend all day supervising the Chinese in their own country albeit with the good company of Russian, Australian, Moldovan, Thai, Welsh, Romanian, French, Japanese, English, Dutch, Indian and Singaporean colleagues with whom he shared a nice hotel.
361 months.
Rather a late term abortion now methinks.
^He has a point.