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    I gotta say this but most farangs have dodgy looking girls with them 80% of the time

    Apologies if your dodgy looking bird is in fact a decent upstanding member of the normal non-nocturnal scamming variety but I just have to say that after being out and about today I came to my conclusion that so many farang men are out with the wrong grls because they can't or won't be arsed to wait that little longer for a better, less devious and prettier female.

    Examples: Today at Black Canyon I see a farang, possibly Swiss / German, around 46-49 years old. He is with what quite clearly an off- duty bargirl (ie during the daytime before she shoots off to Nana / Cowboy at 6.30) and her "mother" (so he thinks but its her mamasan along for a laugh) and they are clearly negotiating some kind of deal whereby the farang will be parted from some of his money in exchange for his sharing a bed with her at some point whereby afterwards he will pledge his undying love for her...then the scam starts. This scam will be ruthless..serious bike accidents, sibling illnesses, father in debt, overdue rent, he'll pay it all.

    Last week I was enjoying a blueberry muffin at a bookshop cafe after a days swotting up on Jamie Oliver recipes when I came across a couple who quite obviously had met via the internet. I overheard "your webcam make you look lighter" (him) and "so your hair is real" (her). Judging by her appearance, she was of the freelancing Rhamkamhaeng Uni student variety (several places above the Nana bargirl, think Chelsea and Charlton in comparison) and was pretending to be that childish 'sweet innocent virginal Thai girl' using childish actions such as pointing to her hello kitty mini toy and saying "it's lovely" and adopting a very childish voice while talking to a friend on her mobile phone. In fact she seemed terrified that she'd left her phone swtiched on (another dead giveaway) and proceeded to pay much more attention to it than her new friend.
    "So you want to learn some english" was another comment I overheard from him..very imaginitive on his part I must say, but better than playfully saying "pom suay" or "I go with you" and thinking it's amusing. So, I give it two dates, then they'll sleep together, she'll claim to never have had sex, he'll believe her and fall hopelessly in love with her.

    The other great sight is the over bearing farang trying to get an uninterested bar girl interested in him at a posh restaurant. It's familiar sight, you've all seen it, the farang is making silly conversation like "me like football and monkey hehe" while the girl cracks a half smirk then her food arrives, she struggles with her knife and fork, the farang guy tries his utmost to make the girl appear interested, he sticks his face into or nearer to hers, he offers her the cocktail menu in an effort to 'loosen her up for boom boom' (his thoughts). The only time this girls face lights up is when she recieves a call on her mobile phone. The farang can't fathom why his "shy" beau is now all gleeful whilst enjoying riveting conversation with her mate "gin khao liang", "bpi nai mar", "bpai gap kai", can all be heard from the girls mouth as her smile beams whilst her eyes never meet with the farang's, much as he tries to capitalise on this moment of glee to make it lead to something sexual,(because that's all he knows)...But alas, it's not to be..the minute she says the words "ok wadee kaa....ok kaa...............ok kaa..kaa"...BEEP.. and hangs up on her mate, its back to looking disinterested and sipping on her Spy cooler.
    Their second 'date' may well be a better affair, with the BG agreeing to herself that sleeping with this ogre may reap financial gain, the man turns up in his usual green jean or khaki shorts, greying Singha / Chang sleeveless shirt, optional bumbag, sandals or trainers. So he takes jher back to his hotel, she fakes an orgasm or three and bang! He's converted. A potential TEFL-er in the making unless he's good at IT or has a pot of cash.

    Another familiar sight is the 'starstruck' sex tourist who's bagged a date with a shop assistant. It's his first non-BG experience after fifteen two week holidays to Pattaya in the last 14 years and he's over the moon about it big time. He'll most certainly want other farang noticing him out with a "normal" girl because in his mind he's the first ever to do this mean feat, what Bangkok Tonight / Thai Visa.com readers regard as the holy grail, possibly free sex!! Wow! BUT, she has a well trodden agenda, just like most of the shop assistants at the Royal Gardern Plaza who have been tirelessly propositioned by sex tourist farangs looking for "free regular pussy".
    What he's unaware of is her "phii sao" (whom she calls) who is in many cases a part or some time bargirl / freelancer with bags of experience whereby she can advise her on what to ask for, how to act and how to appear virginal and innocent. The girl will recieve at least two calls from this phii sao and as she talks with this phii sao she will cover her mouth with her hand so you can't lip read what she's saying (not that you'd unerstand anyway)..Then when each conversation finishes, the girl will suddenly know a new english word, such as "look after" or "relationship" or "I'm good girl".
    The farang in this situation will probably not get sex due to his use of bargirl speak and Isaan-accented limited Thai and his openly talking of sex. This farang is unable to distinguish between bargirls and non-bargirls. After each date he'll head straight for a red light area for an almighty release of pent up frustration from what might have been. The other reason for her knickers staying on would be that the farang will have little or no patience, and not be willing to stay around long enough to provide for her brothers accident, sisters study or fathers 'problem'.

    Add your scenarios or experiences here....

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    I spend lot's of time with bargals, normally in bedrooms though, wouldn't bother taking them out

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    Now that's a post Pat.

    Unfortunately I don't have time to read it at 3 baht a minute, but will save it and look later.

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    ^3B a minute - I thought it was pricey here at 2B /min (ko pan ngan).

    where are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Add your scenarios or experiences here....

    same same as Dog really - I just have sex with bargirls and that's no problem.
    Couldn't be arsed 'going out' with one - that's for real sad fucks.

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    I was anticipating the second installment of Pat's mishaps-with-bargirls-in-Pattaya-while-not-looking-for-sex.

    Or is this it, maybe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    Now that's a post Pat.

    Unfortunately I don't have time to read it at 3 baht a minute, but will save it and look later.
    Many of those farangs I have mentioned above spend lots of their time online with webcams 'chatting' (aka being groomed by a BG) to Thai girls and wouldn't think twice about the 3 Baht per minute cost. They are saving a bar fine and possible 'long time' fee in their eyes.

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    After awhile it gets really easy to spot whores here... that hungry, evaluating look in the eye... Shagging whores isn't my bag but I don't judge... dating/ marrying whores though IS fucking sad... And boy is it popular with farangs....

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    Before I respond to this thread I'm gonna have to wait until Ms. B gets home so I can check how "dodgy" she looks. My recollection is that she's just sort of a nerdy Chinese chick, but, I could be wrong:


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    She looks fine ..... It is in the eyes ya see!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog
    She looks fine ..... It is in the eyes ya see!
    I'm a little wary of the biceps....

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    To borrow from the Beatles: Something in the Way She Moves
    God if us farangs can spot it Thais with their social status and gossip radars must be able to sense it

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    I have big eyes and flat nose like people from Isan.


    I think I look fine also hehehehe..

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    after being out and about today I came to my conclusion that so many farang men are out with the wrong grls because they can't or won't be arsed to wait that little longer for a better, less devious and prettier female.
    I agree mostly with your OP Pat, but I wouldn't necessarily say that these guys are with the "wrong" girl. The fact that they are with these girls probably means that they aren't capable of getting anything better. Lets face it, Thailand is full of ugly mule Western men whose sex drive forces them to come here rather than bed fat trolls in their own countries (the only type of women they can score there). Hence to them, a smiling slim tatooed Thai whore is a step in the right direction, and they aren't complaining.

    But it iz amazing me how plain most of the Thai girls with Westerners are. I'd say 95% of the Western men I see walking around with non-barlooking girls are with something that looks like it was making somtam on a stall a year ago, ie very plain, perhaps dumpy, and certainly of no interest to any Thai man in his right mind.

    I'm no male model. I was rated as a 7.3 out of 10 for looks on a website a couple of years back. I found that I can pull Brit girls that I'd rate at about 7.3 out of 10, but can get 9.3 out of 10 rated Thai girls, the kind of cutie you'd see walking around with a wealthy Thai guy.

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    [quote=Smeg]
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat



    I'm no male model. I was rated as a 7.3 out of 10 for looks on a website a couple of years back. I found that I can pull Brit girls that I'd rate at about 7.3 out of 10, but can get 9.3 out of 10 rated Thai girls, the kind of cutie you'd see walking around with a wealthy Thai guy.
    Was that www.thaisuaymai.com ?

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    Something similar, but in the UK. Its good for a giggle.

    You should put your avatar on there!

    I might try the Thai version. If I can pull 9.3 Thai girls, does that mean I'd get a 9.3 vote from Thai girls??!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg
    Something similar, but in the UK. Its good for a giggle.

    You should put your avatar on there!
    Go mate, give us your faceparty addy lad!

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    Nah, I think it was called hotornot.com. Actually, I think its American...

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    My Thai mates talked to me once that they're happy that those Farangs which they saw in Pattaya walked with TG and they also said "Take them all, mate! Take all ugly ones away and left only white, small and cute ones for us". Yep, they have seen that most TG who walked with Farang are ugly.

    Well, I have a Farang bf also and I don't take it serious what my mates said even if it would be true or not. Just think in a funny side of it, that always makes me laugh.

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    I like girls with tan skin .... cow cow shompuu types look sickly to me !

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    You can be my mates' mate then. Hehehehe.. a different type of girls always works to keep friendship.




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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog
    I like girls with tan skin .... cow cow shompuu types look sickly to me !
    I feel embarrassed to walk with tanned girls (yeah, dumb I know), and seem to get more respect from the locals walking around with cutie Thai Chinese girls (and they shag just as well )

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    I like your avatar, Smeg.

    Here is my Supervisor version.




    Sorry to ya'll! Let's get back to da topic.

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    I think the guy is great (but a shame about the voice, just like Beckham)

    I'm currently training to be able to do some of his stuff. My physique and fitness is close now, but the tricks will take a lot longer....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg
    ...Hence to them, a smiling slim tatooed Thai whore is a step in the right direction, and they aren't complaining.
    I don't complain about any slim tatooed whores, either. For sure a step in the right direction. The can usually organise a good smoke of whatever for you, too.
    I'm no male model.
    I've concluded that already.
    I was rated as a 7.3 out of 10 for looks on a website a couple of years back. I found that I can pull Brit girls that I'd rate at about 7.3 out of 10, but can get 9.3 out of 10 rated Thai girls, the kind of cutie you'd see walking around with a wealthy Thai guy.
    Brit chicks are easy, and anyone can pull the hookers who walk with wealthy Thais if they want to invest the money to make a point, as you apparently need to.

    Honestly, Smeg, if I were you, I wouldn't take all those "hansum man" comments at face value.
    Why don't you get together with DJ Pat and share your many grievances about Thailand and Farangs amongst yourselves?

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