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    Thaiophile stuff

    well about this time of the day a few posts seem to appear which have no relevance to reality. So I thought I would continue with this tradition

    Having lived here for some time, I have noticed that there are a lot of Thai people in the streets. I am not sure why they are there but the numbers definitely are increasing.

    In my opinion, they think they own the country.

    If I was to get involved with one of the female hotties, in no time at all, she would be whining about a "sinsot" or something. However, I am too smart for that trick; I have been around so you cant fool me.

    Lots of fat old white trash get fooled though,. and that only serves them right for wanting to live a dreary old life here. I think they are lower than the low, and I am definitely not like them, no sir.

    I want to go home now, please
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    Thais don't deserve to be in Thailand. I own the place, ok?

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    Yes, I think that is fair enough

    mind you, I do like some of the traditions and culture, don't get me wrong

    those bars down Nana and Cowboy, you dont see those in Bournemouth, do you?

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    I thought the chinese owned it?
    cowboy has been there for 30+ years
    thats longer than the london marathon so in my book that counts as a cultural tradition

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    If I was to get involved with one of the female hotties, in no time at all, she would be whining about a "sinsot" or something. However, I am too smart for that trick; I have been around so you cant fool me.

    Lots of fat old white trash get fooled though,. and that only serves them right for wanting to live a dreary old life here. I think they are lower than the low
    Well I was lucky, the sale of my ex-council house in "a namless dreary northen town" was more than enough for the sin sot and the wedding and the new pick-up for papa.

    Gald to be out of it to be honest, kid's back home now got no respect and there's no way me and my teenage wife (she's not a whore thou she only used to do the cashiers job) could make end's meet back home on my miserly state pension, but still the 30,000 bhat a month goes quite far up here in the deepest darkest part of Nakorn Nowhere. It would be nice to have a bit left over every month though, just for some luxury's like bread, or mabye a news paper. I let the misses handle all that though as I don't speak the lingo that good and well, she did used to be a cashier. Someting always comes up every month though!!

    Still where back home could a fat old git like me get a nice cute teenage wife thats happy wiping the sweat out from under my man breasts....not a chance mate.

    I have more than the average number of arm and legs

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    Lots of fat old white trash get fooled though,
    Not all of them, I've never had a ladyboy whining about "sinsot". What is it, anyway? The monthly girlie thingie?

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    Thais don't deserve to be in Thailand. I own the place, ok?
    Geeze...Pat. After all this time in LOS you don't know who 'owns' the place?
    Backpackers - of course!

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    Are you egging me on to a new thread on such creatures?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Are you egging me on to a new thread on such creatures?
    What about another one of your 'pet-hates'? I am sure there are lots you haven't told anyone about yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    well about this time of the day a few posts seem to appear which have no relevance to reality. So I thought I would continue with this tradition

    Having lived here for some time, I have noticed that there are a lot of Thai people in the streets. I am not sure why they are there but the numbers definitely are increasing.

    In my opinion, they think they own the country.

    If I was to get involved with one of the female hotties, in no time at all, she would be whining about a "sinsot" or something. However, I am too smart for that trick; I have been around so you cant fool me.

    Lots of fat old white trash get fooled though,. and that only serves them right for wanting to live a dreary old life here. I think they are lower than the low, and I am definitely not like them, no sir.

    I want to go home now, please
    You sound like someone, not naming any names, who thinks he can teach his grandma how to suck eggs.

    *If you get what I mean Doc*

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    errmm, no Macha

    anyway, thank you all for your sincere replies

    and also thanks for not analising me (or should that be analysing?)

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    i'd sooner be analyzed than buggered doc

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    errmm, no Macha

    anyway, thank you all for your sincere replies

    and also thanks for not analising me (or should that be analysing?)
    That's analyzing
    Jeese, fuckin' Brits cain't spell.

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    I know Frankie, but anything for a small laugh

    damn, CMN must be laughing up his sleeve at me

    this thread is so weak, like 12 replies. The one he stole from me already 60+

    thats worth at least 2 non-alcoholic beers

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    Had a brit MBA workin at some Financial Think Tank. Dude was brilliant mathematician articulate. Damn near lost his $100k+ job because all his brit spelling in his reports.
    Fuckin guy wouldn't use the spell checker because it was "wrong"

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    yep, I hate spelling colour as color and stupid as Bush

    what to do

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    Quote Originally Posted by friscofrankie
    Fuckin guy wouldn't use the spell checker because it was "wrong"
    Fair enough. Kudos to the guy for attempting to educate some of you though.

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    yep, I hate spelling colour as color and stupid as Bush
    I can rememebr the days when "bush" was good thing. Fuckin' guys fucked up more than a country.
    Been associating with too many brits. I occasionally spell-out things behaviour or colour.
    Gotta get out more...

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    Go travelling to the centre of town Frankie, do some shopping, put it into the boot, mind you dont scratch the bonnet and have a few beers.

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    Those are the correct spellings, of course

    When some colonial spelling is adopted as correct, then the world will be a worse off place

    Exaggeration, no, just the truth

    so keep it up Frankie, we know it's there in your genes

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    Quote Originally Posted by friscofrankie
    I occasionally spell-out things behaviour or colour.
    You could almost pass for a native speaker mate. Well done!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    When some colonial spelling is adopted as correct, then the world will be a worse off place
    Mr Webster didnt think that.


    Tell me Andy, do you say 'I live in Scott street' or 'I live on Scott street'

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    Mr Webster is well known for his inaccuracies. You should use Mr Oxfords book.

    As for your Ajarn question, if I did live in Scott street, I would answer you Lily

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    Does anyone live on Scott Street?

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    I would if I knew where it was

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