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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain
    Ask DJ Pat whether they spend more time studying or between his grimy (have you washed them yet, Pat?? ) sheets.
    No need to ask, just do the maths. We know Pat is a healthy man with a voracious appetite so he can probably do them 20 times a week. That's a total of 58 minutes sex if you include showers and anal preparation. Which means they only have to turn up to 1 lecture a week to make study more time consuming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickA View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain
    Ask DJ Pat whether they spend more time studying or between his grimy (have you washed them yet, Pat?? ) sheets.
    No need to ask, just do the maths. We know Pat is a healthy man with a voracious appetite so he can probably do them 20 times a week. That's a total of 58 minutes sex if you include showers and anal preparation. Which means they only have to turn up to 1 lecture a week to make study more time consuming.

    Washed my sheets two weeks ago thank you.I used to have five students on the go at one time and my voracious appetite was rewarded by a seizure at The Mall Bang Kapi while dining in the food court with one of the girls (I'm dead romantic). I woke up sitting in a wheelchair being pushed by security 5 mins later.

    Anal penetration is not favoured by all girls, some will not let you near their ass at all. Some do. The preparation takes about two minutes with KY.

    Back on topic, I just saw two tourists ordering somtam at a roadside stall asking in perfect english for no crab and less chilli. And they were standing in my way too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post


    10. Erm I've exhauseted my brain capacity.
    After 9 sentences?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Washed my sheets two weeks ago thank you
    I guess the concept of once a week or more often is too much to deal with?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Back on topic, I just saw two tourists ordering somtam at a roadside stall asking in perfect english for no crab and less chilli.
    Why did that annoy you? They couldn't be expected to speak Thai if they were tourists & I often ask for less chilli in somtam if I'm sharing it with littl'un. He's not big on pedt-pedt, yet.

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    ^^ That was just for informational purposes, where did I say that annoyed me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Washed my sheets two weeks ago thank you
    I guess the concept of once a week or more often is too much to deal with?
    I sleep alone at the moment and once one side of the bed is dirty, I just sleep on the other side.

    Also having dirty sheets increases the possibility of Sod's law coming into effect. If I 'prepare' before a date by washing my sheets, chances are she won't come home with me, but if the place is a mess and the bed's dirty, she'll more likely want to come back I find.

    Getting her pissed helps in this scenario.

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    ewwwww. Twice a month?

    My dogs are cleaner than that. Have you checked for lice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    ^^ That was just for informational purposes, where did I say that annoyed me?
    Eeerm, in the title:

    Top ten things tourists do that are f**king annoying

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    Let's try some guided meditation.

    Close your eyes and do all that breathing and stuff and think of a box, slowly fill your box with all the things that you feel happy about in your life and all your achievements. Open your eyes... you should be at this point by now.....


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    How hard did he work to find 10....no sorry nine categories that actually meant fuck all.

    Frankly Pat it was a piss poor effort, the specfics of which do not even deserve comment.

    Your desire to be superior is being dragged down by reality.

    try again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcock
    Your desire to be superior is being dragged down by reality.
    well said.

    It's a common theme with our Pat.

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    Wai'ing me...haven't read the whole thread but when a farang wai's me I have to count to ten.

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain View Post
    I often ask for less chilli in somtam if I'm sharing it with littl'un. He's not big on pedt-pedt, yet.
    I also would imagine you are reluctant to deal with the 'saap dtoodt' consequenses of pedt-pedt too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcock
    Your desire to be superior is being dragged down by reality.
    well said.

    It's a common theme with our Pat.

    Well if that's your opinion, it's the wrong one.

    I will admit that while lying in bed last night thinking about this thread, I agreed with myself that it was quite a poor effort.

    I banned myself the pleasure of a wa*k as punishment, and it took me ages to fall asleep as a result.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    I banned myself the pleasure of a wa*k as punishment, and it took me ages to fall asleep as a result.
    have you been banned from Ajarn again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmperorTud View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by jandajoy
    Does the fact that they dress seductively prevent them from getting an education?
    In many cases, yes.

    It's the reason why many private schools have a strict dress code to keep males and females attentive to their studies and to avoid these kinds of 'distractions'.
    So why aren't muslim countries producing the most PhDs and Nobel Price winners........?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Well if that's your opinion, it's the wrong one.
    https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...ists-do-f.html
    https://teakdoor.com/members-only/303...f-what-is.html
    https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...q-bangkok.html
    https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...ace-their.html
    https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...mples-add.html

    All recent threads from you that seem to be designed to look down on other people. Any impartial observer would have to conclude that you have some sort of inferiority complex and are trying somehow to find something good about yourself.

    Whether they would be right or wrong is not the point, it is the image that your online persona conveys.

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    Just opinions, what's wrong with freedom of spech?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickA
    it is the image that your online persona conveys.
    conveys either negative attitdue about others or 'bigs' himself up....

    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
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    Fit bloke

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    But I'm not lying am I? Ok I'll make some changes for you then.

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    It's up to you... but at the moment you are like Smeg without the humour.

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    ^ I thought Pat is Smeg?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by bustak
    BKK? Chiang Mai is a college town.
    Old pics. New rules no tight skirts or blouses.
    The book on the left "Welcome to Hell" is a good read - bought it last time i was in bangkok

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    Quote Originally Posted by k1klass
    The book on the left "Welcome to Hell" is a good read - bought it last time i was in bangkok
    My friends met the author in the Black Swan on Sukhumvit in Bangkok.

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