The liverpool accent has gotta be the worst, they speak as if throwing up.
....phoning the old man...
"hi sookiewoos"
"hi dinkums"
"i got the text you sent me last night that was sooo sweet, really sorry about the cat"
"Oh thats ok i forgive you,umm what did i say in the text,was a bit drunk"
"It was the one about ; how horney you felt,and that i should pop round in 10 mins"..... but you must have been pretty drunk...you spelt my name wrong"