You know you've been in Thailand too long when:
- You can go for weeks without toilet paper
- The footprints on the toilet seat are your own
- It's perfectly acceptable to drive on the wrong side of the street.
- You decline to wear a motorbyke helmet because it will mess up your hair.
- You have a pinky fingernail an inch long.
- It is no longer surprising that the only decision made at meeting time is the venue of the next meeeting.
- You no longer wonder how a civil servant earning 400US$ a month can afford to drive a Mercedes.
- It's exciting to see if you can get into the elevator before anyone else can get out
- "Sexpats", "Pirates", "Yellow Fever" and "Rice Queens" are part of your vocabulary
- It's just part of the adventure when the waiter correctly repeats your order and the cook makes you something completely different.
- When shopping at the supermarket, a farang stares you down when he catches you looking into his basket while you wonder to yourself what farangs eat?
- You are not surprised when three men show up to change a lightbulb.
- You are careful to cover your mouth when picking your teeth, but openly pick your nose at the dinner table.