Thread: Massage highlights

yet you bring it up no sooner than point #2 ?

I love a good balls massage...for health purposes only as great for prostate and cleans the pipes for a healthy sex life.

so where are your recommended places on cheang wattana road ?

don't worry I will leave your girlfriend alone.

A massage place is a massage place, you should pop over sometime - we'll have a massage and go for a drink.

Actually that sounds a bit gay.

A Wat Po massage is just wonderful and relaxing. I treat myself every week to a 2-hour session, it is only 900 bt for a professional. Avoid the cheap tourist traps along KaoSan road.

I haven't been for a rub and tug in ages.

I want to try Akane. Anyone been?

yes ...

What and where is Akaine?

Its at Ploenchit.

They enjoy prostrate stimulation and forcing seawood up your poop chute.

Originally Posted by Nawty

yes

Any good?

forcing seawood up your poop chute

Who would be interested in that?

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Any good?

Ah...

Well...it was kinda nice at the time.

I always judge a place by my intentions immediatley after to return or not.

I returned.

But this was around 2 years ago, I have since found the lord and given up my degenerative ways.

If you would like a detailed report, just ask.

I quite like the gal walking on my back, cracking my spine with her toes.

Yeah?

Give me her number, i'll tell her to crack harder.

Originally Posted by Nawty

If you would like a detailed report, just ask.

Go on then.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

I quite like the gal walking on my back, cracking my spine with her toes.

To me, that is a lazy massage and generally only happens in the places that have TV's in: it gives the girl 20 minutes TV watching time. Plus, it can seriously damage your hips. I say no walking more kneading.

I like the cracking of my toe joints

^ Uuurgh. Hate that. When they try to crack your finger or toe joints.

Love scalp massages. I also love shoulder massages, I seem to get a lot of tension in my shoulders & neck.

Originally Posted by Gallowspole

To me, that is a lazy massage and generally only happens in the places that have TV's in:

you must go to very different massage places than me then, i've never seen a TV.

strong kneading is all well and good, but it is only for surface muscle and tissue, walking on your back gives a pressure of all 50kg on one spot. loverly.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by Gallowspole

To me, that is a lazy massage and generally only happens in the places that have TV's in:

you must go to very different massage places than me then, i've never seen a TV.

strong kneading is all well and good, but it is only for surface muscle and tissue, walking on your back gives a pressure of all 50kg on one spot. loverly.

Saturday afternoon drinking. Saturday evening drinking. Off to the massage parlour at 9.45 for a 10pm kick-off. Football, drink and women in perfect harmony! Half time is when you hope to get pulled off!

The best part is spending 45 minutes wondering if you will get an offer of a special.

The worst part is if you don't get an offer and realising you wasted 40 bucks

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Thankfully they get the head twist right - if they fuck that up I'm a dead man - it's actually illegal to perform that in the UK unless you are a qualifies osteopath.

I never let then do it. My neck creaks enough already, so I'm not letting them make it worse.

^^ Offer of what? Marriage?

I had a massage at the Royal Benja in soi 5 once it all went on in a large room behind a curtain when it came to the tug the pretty young girl massaging me disappeared and in her place appeared some one my grandmother's age informing me that she carried out this service, obviously I declined but not before she got out her tits and started shaking them at me. Very disturbing it was.