Scampy shags a bird

**dirtydog** · 11-06-2008, 01:49 AM

okay we got to keep this quiet as we don't want the server overloaded, but scampy is gonna shag a bird live on TeakDoor, now by my reckoning this live webcam experience should be done and dusted in about 36.4 seconds, anyway at the moment we aint sure if he is gonna shag the old lady he knows or some phillipino bird, don't make a lot of difference anyway for him, also sadly I think he has approached NR about this venture but hopefully she will stay pure and clean and not got involved with this guy who has lint all over his cock.

**Fabian** · 11-06-2008, 01:56 AM

Where will it tbe shown, in this thread?

**dirtydog** · 11-06-2008, 01:58 AM

Yep scampy has agreed to do it live on this forum, maybe not this thread though.

**JoGeAr** · 11-06-2008, 06:00 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

should be done and dusted in about 3.64 seconds

This may be more like it !!

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 11-06-2008, 08:04 AM

Scampy shags a bird

The title of this thread is past tense.

is gonna shag a bird

...future tense.

anyway at the moment

..and present tense.

Yup, you're all over the place again DD but I'm glad to see that once again you made it home alive.

**kingwilly** · 11-06-2008, 08:06 AM

wot R ya? a education language consultant?

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 11-06-2008, 08:08 AM

The chimp has spoken.

All hail the panzee.

**benbaaa** · 11-06-2008, 08:10 AM

How do you turn off the videos?

**stroller** · 11-06-2008, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

wot R ya? a education language consultant?

No chance, I wonder how he manages to get a teaching job in the past.
The Thai who interviews him probably did not notice.

**Red dragon** · 11-06-2008, 09:02 AM

^ surely that should read managed not manages getting back to scampy's post about tenses?

**JoGeAr** · 11-06-2008, 09:16 AM

There is also 'interviews' but I think Stroller is taking the piss.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 11-06-2008, 09:16 AM

^^ Well spotted RD - by the way, shouldn't the 'd' in dragon be a capital being that it's a name/title?

Entering your username should be done with care and attention as you only get one shot at it.

Nooners will sort it out for you.

**sharon** · 11-06-2008, 10:58 AM

Scampy, pictures are also welcome.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 11-06-2008, 12:01 PM

**Begbie** · 11-06-2008, 12:29 PM

Real pictures Scampy, not ones you've photoshopped off the internet. November Rain should be holding up todays Bangkok (very apt) Post.

bkkmadness · 11-06-2008, 12:43 PM

And there should be a three legged dog involved.

**sharon** · 11-06-2008, 12:51 PM

^ Ewwww... that sounds hot! hehehehe...

**November Rain** · 11-06-2008, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Quote: Scampy shags a bird
The title of this thread is past tense.

No, it's not, you eejit. Shags is present tense. Shagged is past tense.

Originally Posted by Begbie

November Rain should be holding up todays Bangkok (very apt) Post.

Well, if I were to shag Scampy, I'd need something to read, I guess. Keep me from getting bored & falling asleep.

Originally Posted by bkkmadness

And there should be a three legged dog involved.

Oi you! It's bad enough DD & Begbie brought me into this! You leave our poor Dale alone!

bkkmadness · 11-06-2008, 02:14 PM

Unfortunately out of rep, but..

The first and second comments definitely deserve a green.

The third comment has just made me even more suspicious about your dog home/stud farm.

**Spin** · 11-06-2008, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Scampy shags a bird

And here she is

, he might need a dollop of KY on his plonker first mind

**machangezi** · 11-06-2008, 03:13 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Scampy shags a bird

The title of this thread is past tense.

Scampy the Grammar ghost. "Shags" ---> Present simple tense.

**momo8** · 11-06-2008, 03:27 PM

Good for you Scampy keep up the good work!

**Butterfly** · 11-06-2008, 03:31 PM

isn't a cock a bird ?

bkkmadness · 11-06-2008, 03:45 PM

“There's enough material here for an entire conference"

**Norton** · 11-06-2008, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by Spin

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Scampy shags a bird

And here she is

, he might need a dollop of KY on his plonker first mind

Knowing the size of the average egg and speculating on the diameter of Scampy's tool, KY not a good thing for the bird. A half role of toilet paper wrapped around his tool and a little egg white for lubrication should make her day.

Thread: Scampy shags a bird

Thread Tools

Display

Scampy shags a bird

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

Posting Permissions