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    Old people getting their leg over

    When I drop my daughters off at school, along with all the young mothers, there is a bunch of old farang geezers doing the same.
    One I reckon was in the film the around the world in 80 days, as Phileas Fogg.
    Old as the hills he is but well dressed and has this perfectly groomed Airforce type mustache.
    Then there are a collection of these other codgers, fat ones, short ones, with one thing in common in that you would think that they would be too old to to squeeze a drop of anything worthwhile out of their todgers, but here they are still shagging when they should be parked in a rest home.
    Wheres ERCO when you need him?

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    The great thing about Thailand is knowing that when you are old you can still shag some young bird.

    There's hope for us all.

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    PP, are many of the yummy mummies up for it?

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    I would say definitely, up until the point where you call them 'yummy mummies'.

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    Good on the old fossils - there is hope for everyone to find happiness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bkkmadness View Post
    The great thing about Thailand is knowing that when you are old you can still shag some young bird.

    There's hope for us all.
    Yeah.

    Shame about the double standard, though. Doesn't work the other way around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by britmaveric View Post
    Good on the old fossils - there is hope for everyone to find happiness.
    ...if a holder of the XY chromosome.

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    nothing stops the grim reaper like a wet weiner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by britmaveric View Post
    Good on the old fossils - there is hope for everyone to find happiness.
    ...if a holder of the XY chromosome.
    Dive into the lesbian experience perhaps?

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    ^^ You're joking aren't you NR. Plenty of old Thai birds in Bangkok with a bit of young stuff on the go.

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    ^ Really? Aaah, well, hope for the old boiler yet. Just need to work on the bank account.

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    Send Scamp a PM the lad will fix you right up, and he comes at a bargain price (quite literally).

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    Am I the only one who thinks this thread is pretty ironic coming from peterpan? By my reckoning anybody he considers a geriatric has to be at least 150 years old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b
    Am I the only one who thinks this thread is pretty ironic coming from peterpan?
    No you're not. But he's a nice old git.

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    Old people should really know better imo.

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    Peterpan is no spring chicken and his wife is stunning - I have no idea how he managed to bag such a fine woman, but he did - so credit where it's due there, but I don't know why he of all people is starting a thread like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang
    Old people should really know better imo.
    Know better than to want to know better?
    Fuckin' A.

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain View Post

    Shame about the double standard, though. Doesn't work the other way around.
    The woman next door to me is in her 40's.
    an American single mother, she goes out at least once a week on toy boy pick up expeditions.
    Bags a new one every week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang
    Old people should really know better imo.
    's how we
    We do know better that's how we are able to get the young chicks

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain View Post

    Shame about the double standard, though. Doesn't work the other way around.
    The woman next door to me is in her 40's.
    an American single mother, she goes out at least once a week on toy boy pick up expeditions.
    Bags a new one every week.
    Why not? We are good-looking chicks, and we have brains and know how to laugh.

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    wotz getting a leg over mean?

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    ^ It means...Oh, never mind. No wonder I don't need a preggers test.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon
    ^ It means...Oh, never mind. No wonder I don't need a preggers test.
    never mind that, wot does it mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    never mind that, wot does it mean?
    Willy, In the old days, when normal men had sex in a bed with normal women in the missionary position (Instead of bending over a katoey in the toilets at the after work bar. Yes sir KW, I heard about that little incident )

    It was called "getting your leg over" .

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterpan
    (Instead of bending over a katoey in the toilets at the after work bar. Yes sir KW, I heard about that little incident )
    oh crap, really?

    Poolie is a cvnt!

    It was ages ago anyway.

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