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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    especially if your GF has a Thai BF on the side that you are not aware of.
    Pat, I think you will find that once a Thai gal has been with a proper penis sized farang she loses total interest in tiny little penis sized men who are under the assumption that sex is a race. and pat, sex is not a race, believe me, I am talking from experiance here

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    Quote Originally Posted by William
    she can never accept that something may be her fault. The rest of the planet Earth would need to be blamed for something before my missus would accept she may have something to be responsible for.
    Is it a Thai thing?

    I went to collect my laundry this morning. My white shirts were stained with spots of something. I asked the lady there why, and she that the coffee machine had exploded earlier that morning as she forgot to switch it off, but the stains were my fault because I was late, as I usually collected my shirts on Monday evening, not on Wednesday morning.
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    No, Smeg, she must have been some sort of illegal immigrant!

    Thais are perfect!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Most females always say please to me
    Yes, I agree. Do they say like this? "Please.. Pat.. please.. could you please leave me alone? Get out! Leave! please.."



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    (In my best ames Brown voice)
    please!
    Please,
    Pleeeeease,
    Just Go!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Most females always say please to me
    Yes, I agree. Do they say like this? "Please.. Pat.. please.. could you please leave me alone? Get out! Leave! please.."


    Erm. Not quite but on occasions after I have got my trousers back on they have been known to phone me ten minutes after I have fled in a taxi when they realise that I am just sha**ing them, so you could be right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by William
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    I thought you spoke Thai with your GFs?

    If she's worth it then I bother

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Erm. Not quite but on occasions after I have got my trousers back on they have been known to phone me ten minutes after I have fled in a taxi when they realise that I am just sha**ing them, so you could be right.
    So they didn't realise while you were actually doing the dirty deed so to speak, what did they think you were doing while laying naked on top of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Thai gal has been with a proper penis sized farang she loses total interest in tiny little penis sized men
    Why not ask the opinion of some female members of this forum?
    Last edited by DJ Pat; 15-03-2006 at 09:46 PM.

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    why? how many of them have you shagged

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Erm. Not quite but on occasions after I have got my trousers back on they have been known to phone me ten minutes after I have fled in a taxi when they realise that I am just sha**ing them, so you could be right.
    So they didn't realise while you were actually doing the dirty deed so to speak, what did they think you were doing while laying naked on top of them?
    Those uni blouse buttons can be awkward depending on what uni she attends

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    why? how many of them have you shagged
    About patriotically defecting to their home race for a thai shag occasionally I meant. They all do it.

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    Once!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Why not ask the opinion of some female members of this forum?
    why? how many of them have you shagged

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Most females always say please to me
    Yes, I agree. Do they say like this? "Please.. Pat.. please.. could you please leave me alone? Get out! Leave! please.."


    Very well said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
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    Erm. Not quite but on occasions after I have got my trousers back on they have been known to phone me ten minutes after I have fled in a taxi when they realise that I am just sha**ing them, so you could be right.
    So they didn't realise while you were actually doing the dirty deed so to speak, what did they think you were doing while laying naked on top of them?
    Maybe it's a matter of penis size or better the lack of.

    I bet they tell him "size does not matter".

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    I agree, Fabain. It depends on "how to".





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    Quote Originally Posted by Fabian
    Quote Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Most females always say please to me
    Yes, I agree. Do they say like this? "Please.. Pat.. please.. could you please leave me alone? Get out! Leave! please.."


    Very well said.
    (Sound of hopeful arse licking in background)

    You are so pathetic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever
    I agree, Fabain. It depends on "how to".




    Got me thinking Goddes ..... "How to" .... ahem.

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    those big red letters are hiding your hurt Pat

    we understand your need to boast about your prowess with women

    reality is never as good as dreams, is it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    those big red letters are hiding your hurt Pat

    we understand your need to boast about your prowess with women

    reality is never as good as dreams, is it?
    But I guess dreams can be a comforting substitute if you can't get the real thing.....

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    But one can't live in dreams for ever.

    *Good temporary solution though*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whiteshiva
    if you can't get the real thing.....
    Fancy a night out and we'll see who gets the most interest????????

    And lease don't suggest fancy dress.

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    I like to operate on the premise that contrary to popular opinion we women are not actually different from men - I am assisted in this fairy tale by the fact that in many respects I am quite a laddish lass, able to "raahhhrrr" at a babe in a short skirt with the best of you

    and then I read comments like DJ Pat's:

    Fancy a night out and we'll see who gets the most interest????????
    you are aliens, and that is all there is to it

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    Back on topic, I got similar "please" and responsibility issues with my g/f, but we just laugh them off. In the office (we work together), it's always "kha" and "please", but outside a completely different kettle of fish.

    The best is when she wants me to do something but can't be arsed saying anything at all. She just points to what she wants to get done and goes "uh". Gets a bit difficult to translate.

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