View Poll Results: Where will you die?

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  • Where............................................. ..........?

    1 3.70%
  • In my home country.

    5 18.52%
  • Somewhere else.

    4 14.81%
  • In Thailand.

    11 40.74%
  • How............................................... ..........?

    1 3.70%
  • Peacefully in my sleep.

    2 7.41%
  • Pattaya balcony jumper.

    1 3.70%
  • For a good cause.

    0 0%
  • Surronded by family and loved ones.

    2 7.41%
  • With my boots on.

    13 48.15%
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    Where will you die?

    Hot on the heels of Marmite's Where were you born? thread.

    Impossible to know? Yes.
    Stupid question? Quite.

    But none the less inevitable.

    All that aside it can't be any worse than one of Scampy's threads. So get out your crystal balls (ohhh-err) or just imagine how you'd like to be. The poll is multi-choice, so you can vote for a where and how.

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    I voted in Thailand...probably on the back of a moto taxi, crazy f*cks.

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    Hopefully - peacefully, of old age, in my sleep, after feeling a very young wife...









    Likely outside Thailand...

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    I don't know.

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    Logged on to TD?

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    When the number it out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by watterinja View Post
    Hopefully - peacefully, of old age, in my sleep, after feeling a very young wife...

    Same here - but wouldn't mind it that was Thailand

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    What a strange question i could die anywhere havent made a plan to die yet
    are we supposed to make a plan ?

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    I was born here, I guess I'll die here... See Bob, Ain't Dark Yet but It's Gettin There
    I just changed my ben for my life insurance. Redoing my will. (Don't want bil to get anything; that would be ironic if I died before sis and then all my estate went to that evil fek).
    I wrote down everything. Cremation place (Cdn govt even levies service tax to burn you, pullease), where to take ashes, who to contact to say bye, what stuff I want to go to who, and left alot to my old school coz I want poor kids to benefit from some travel experience. Hey! The rest of the fam has cash. Their kids will do fine.
    I hope to die quick. I really hate waiting around.

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    I remember seeing someone's signature on a forum somewhere saying "I hope to be like my grandfather and die peacefully in my sleep, not screaming in fear like his passengers".

    Seriously though, I expect to die in Thailand, and there will probably be a motorbike, or motor vehicle at least, involved.
    You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

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    Dunno. But I voted in my home country with my boots on. Preferably nice shiny boots with 5" stiletto heels.

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    Statistically, any one of us could drop dead tomorrow.

    Make sure today is a good day.

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    on nr's couch.

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    Horrible car crash

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    Well, I sure do not want to know...

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    covered in milk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shitman View Post
    Statistically, any one of us could drop dead tomorrow.
    Links to 'dropping dead tomorrow' stats please.

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    Rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb
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    Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians.

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    with a happy gurgleing look on my face.

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    On the swimming pool terrace at Pattaya's Hard Rock Hotel via the 22nd story penthouse balcony.

    First, I'll throw off a large watermelon dressed in a T-shirt and shorts and a pair of flip-flops. I'll also plant an empty wallet with all fake ID in it. "Marmite the Scrog from Dimwit, Arkansas (52) transgendered, Drivers license, library card, Membership card to the Greek Sauna, Sukhumvit Soi 8.

    Then when five or six cops rush in to have a laugh, I'll mark my spot: "Next up we have Texpat attempting a double gainer with a two-and-a-half twist from the 50 meter balcony of room 2216."

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    and a rainy weiner.

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    Most likely on TD from a heart attack reading the issues threads.

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    Obs are you feeling alright? Where is your av?

    ...

    I am terrified of lightning and have an irrational fear that I will die on the wrong end of a bolt of divine retribution.

    It's especially bad when I am sailing and an electrical storm blows in. The mast sticking up out of the flat water surface makes me feel like a sitting duck.

    Sometimes I spontaineaously rediscover my religious upbringing and find myself praying for forgiveness for all my terrible sins

    Last time I flew to Singers it was through a fierce electrical storm. The plane shook quite violently at one point and the lightning was flashing right outside the window. I actually grabbed the arm of the girl next to me briefly and then had to apologise.

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    badly burma bound.

    back in los in a couple of weeks.

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    Rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb
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    Quote Originally Posted by obsidian View Post
    badly burma bound.
    Is that like a Chinese burn?

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