Thread: Posters you miss

^^ Yeah... I know your problem but just dab the end after you've finished with some tissue or something. Maybe in the future consider darker troosers?

Age is a terrible thing.

It's my only pair of light coloured trousers and I wear what the wife irons.

I'm too proud to tell her what happens when I wear them.

^ Your wife "irons"...

Wow... you lucky man. Anything else is just a bonus.

I wear whichever shirt dried on the fence with the least creases.

Originally Posted by pickel

David Duchovny. I can't even imagine how that movie would have turned out if David Schwimmer was cast in it.

That's the one.

Schwimmer still ruins the first Episode of Band of Brothers for me. Almost.

This is the one that made Kalifornia and a PC road racing game at the time.



Good stuff.



FaRT out.

Originally Posted by Mendip

Your wife "irons"...

Ironing is the only household chore I have detested all my life.

Luckily more and more work is happening remotely these days so I cannot remember the last time I used an iron or even if I still have one.

It may have got irretrievably lost somewhere.

Good to know Looper's job isn't a torturer/triad interrigator.


Need a bloke to talk, tie him down, tie an iron to their private parts, plug it in, and leave the room for a few minutes.





(I've met some interesting people in my Worldly endeavors. )

Originally Posted by Edmond

leave the room for a few minutes.

Sounds like you met some pussies. Did they introduce you to that trailer trash homo music too.

Originally Posted by Edmond

tie an iron to their private parts, plug it in, and leave the room for a few minutes

That would be a toe-curling movie scene. Wonder why no-one has done that one yet.

Originally Posted by Topper

release the balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Top tip topper.



How old are you? I thought you were youngster like me.

I hope the ball-bag breakout tactic works as I find the idea of sitting down to wee faintly depressing.

Originally Posted by Looper

That would be a toe-curling movie scene. Wonder why no-one has done that one yet.

Largely becoz aside from bullshit, once you get that far there's no way back...as you said its for the movies or Lulu.

Originally Posted by Looper

How old are you? I thought you were youngster like me.

59 in June.

^ youngster

If you are a tall person, sitting down to piss in a toilet is more sanitary. Especially with these shitty north a.American toilets with a high water level. The piss hits the water at freefall speed and splashes all over hell. Then the rim of the toilet will accumulate a yellow hue.

Originally Posted by Backspin

If you are a tall person with a tiny cock, sitting down to piss in a toilet is more sanitary. Especially with these shitty north a.American toilets with a high water level. The piss hits the water at freefall speed and splashes all over hell. Then the rim of the toilet will accumulate a yellow hue.

FTFY.

Originally Posted by Cujo

FTFY.

Bladdy 'ell.

This thread took a disturbing turn. How old are y'all? I was thinking about the same age as me but now I'm not so sure. Is this what I have to look forward to in coming years?

Originally Posted by Backspin

If you are a tall person, sitting down to piss in a toilet is more sanitary. Especially with these shitty north a.American toilets with a high water level. The piss hits the water at freefall speed and splashes all over hell. Then the rim of the toilet will accumulate a yellow hue.

Or you could just clean your toilets regularly?

sitting down to piss, I might have guessed you do that, beta-cuck
because you are

Originally Posted by tomcat

best to get a lower abdomen ultrasound to check and then prepare for the finger of love to verify...

the ultrasound speaks for itself, no need to verify it. I guess some people may ask for it anyway..

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ Your wife "irons"...

Wow... you lucky man. Anything else is just a bonus.

I wear whichever shirt dried on the fence with the least creases.

Originally Posted by lom

I guess some people may ask for it anyway..

...*cough*...

The last 2 or so pages had me laughing my ass off. Don't you guys have urinals?

Sitting down to piss seems odd. When you are dropping a deuce thats different but to pop a squat to pee seems odd.

I remember a guy in the states. Always wore tan dockers. Dude would come out of the shitter looking like he lost control of a fire hose. One of my buddies told him to invest in stain free peeny pads.

While we're off chatting here, how many of you guys here in Thailand have a regular clothes dryer. I saw Mendys post above and wondered how many do outdoors clothes drying. Buying a big dryer when I arrived here was #1 priority. I had had a few times of wearing shirts after an all day sun drying and they were crispy and smelled. Said F that. My wife likes it because she doesn't have to iron. Straight out of dryer, fold, done

NEVER used a drier while in this part of the world. Completely unnecessary.