Thread: Posters you miss

Originally Posted by Looper

In one of my biology lectures last week Professor Stephen Nowicki told me that retro-viruses like AIDS

As noted twice above, HIV is the (retro-)virus, AIDS is the disease syndrome.

Originally Posted by Topper

For me, without a doubt....Earl.

Wasn't Earl the poster that drank his own piss or some shit like that?

Originally Posted by JPPR2

Wasn't Earl the poster that drank his own piss or some shit like that?

The very one.

https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lo...ht=drink+urine (Confessions of a Pisshead)

Originally Posted by nidhogg

As noted twice above, HIV is the (retro-)virus, AIDS is the disease syndrome.

I think Nids has got more curmudgeonly since he went post-op

Nothing wrong with sitting down to do a wee Nids.

I am up to lecture 22 on my 72 lecture Biology course now.

At the level of molecular machinery, biology seems surreal, fantastical and hard to believe it could have come about without divine conjuring.

Originally Posted by Looper

divine conjuring.

Speaking of which, has the Chinky minx been interfering with your soldiers

Originally Posted by Looper

Nothing wrong with sitting down to do a wee Nids.

I sit down to pee sometimes, when I'm too pissed to stand.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I sit down to pee sometimes, when I'm too pissed to stand.

up having a poo

Originally Posted by strigils

peaking of which, has the Chinky minx been interfering with your soldiers

She moved to Brisbane just before the Easter weekend cause her new work is up there.

She says she will drive down and visit on her days off but I am suffering from feelings of fear of potential abandonment at the moment

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I sit down to pee sometimes, when I'm too pissed to stand.

I have been giving this serious thought too.

Almost every time I take a leak I dribble some on my boxers no matter how long and hard I shake my peg.

The dribble volume seems to be getting larger with the passing years and I think a strategic reevaluation of my whole approach to peeing may be warranted at some point.

^ The hotter the climate, the quicker the damp patch dries out. Isaan does have some advantages.

And Joe, I regularly sit down to pee. It gives me a chance to check the news and maybe even post a post... a rare chance for some relaxation.

Originally Posted by Looper

She moved to Brisbane just before the Easter weekend cause her new work is up there.

She says she will drive down and visit on her days off but I am suffering from feelings of fear of potential abandonment at the moment



I have been giving this serious thought too.

Almost every time I take a leak I dribble some on my boxers no matter how long and hard I shake my peg.

The dribble volume seems to be getting larger with the passing years and I think a strategic reevaluation of my whole approach to peeing may be warranted at some point.

Sitting down does not help, in fact, I struggle to pee sitting down.

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ The hotter the climate, the quicker the damp patch dries out. Isaan does have some advantages.

It is not so much the drying time that I am thinking about.

It is more the idea that if I did not dribble I could probably squeeze 2 days out of 1 pair of boxers as they would not smell like an old peoples home after 1 day.

As things stand I really need to don a fresh pair every day.

Originally Posted by TheRealKW

Sitting down does not help, in fact, I struggle to pee sitting down.

I do not think I have ever sat down to do a wee in my life. A new adventure to try this week.

Originally Posted by TheRealKW

Sitting down does not help, in fact, I struggle to pee sitting down.

Fuck me what is the world coming to.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I sit down to pee sometimes, when I'm too pissed to stand.

You're still well able to root out an obscure 11 year old Khao San Road thread, then copy and paste a Daily Mail article about beetroots onto it, ya foker.

^ Top album, that one.

They were good friends and tourmates with an Irish band called Therapy? at the time. Had a song from this album on the Road Rash PC game and in Kalifornia with Brad Pitt, Juliette Lewis and David Schwimmer.

If you like Helmet you might like this.

What time is it in Seattle again?

Originally Posted by Edmond

If you like Helmet you might like this.

Ya I do like that.

Originally Posted by Edmond

What time is it in Seattle again?

Fish time

Originally Posted by Bogon

Back to the peeing topic...

I have a pair of light trousers that I wear to work.

I think I look very smart in them and they pair well with most of my shirts. Girls have even commented on how well I look in them on numerous occasions, I have you know.

The problem being is that when I pee, if even the smallest drip touches the trousers, it creates a piss stain about the size of a slice of pizza.

To overcome this, I have trained my body not to pee on work hours whilst I'm wearing my favourite slacks. If I have no choice and have to go, I always take a clipboard or anything larger than a slice of pizza with me to the bog in case I have an 'accident' and need to cover the crutch.

Sorry, no Bogon Tip, but a story I had to share and I know your pain.

I'm begging to think adult diapers might be the answer.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Kalifornia with Brad Pitt, Juliette Lewis and David Schwimmer.

David Duchovny. I can't even imagine how that movie would have turned out if David Schwimmer was cast in it.

Bogon Tip, wad half a toilet roll into your undercrackers, the ladies won't take their eyes off your bulge but it will be free of offending piss blots.

Originally Posted by Bogon

Back to the peeing topic...

I have a pair of light trousers that I wear to work.

I think I look very smart in them and they pair well with most of my shirts. Girls have even commented on how well I look in them on numerous occasions, I have you know.

The problem being is that when I pee, if even the smallest drip touches the trousers, it creates a piss stain about the size of a slice of pizza.

To overcome this, I have trained my body not to pee on work hours whilst I'm wearing my favourite slacks. If I have no choice and have to go, I always take a clipboard or anything larger than a slice of pizza with me to the bog in case I have an 'accident' and need to cover the crutch.

Sorry, no Bogon Tip, but a story I had to share and I know your pain.

Hmmmm.....
Give it a couple good shakes when finished.
Or dab the offending leaking tip thoroughly with whatever's handy.
Resolved.

Cheers for the tips guys.

Originally Posted by TheRealKW

I'm begging to think adult diapers might be the answer.

A prostate supplement like "Super Prostate" might go a long way in resolving the problem. Far better than diapers in any case.