What is wrong with my bird?

**Smeg** · 10-04-2008, 10:59 PM

Apart from being nuts for apparently liking me....

She is Malay, non-muslim, an experienced doctor, speaks great english, very good looking and great in the sack, etc etc.

I have even thought about taking her back to the UK. No visitor visa problems for Malays (unlike the shit thais have to go through), and if she worked there (would probably have to marry me first as a way round red tape, with NONE of that thai materialistic / security deposit sinsot crap thank god) she'd earn a shitload, and many times the amount she is earning now.

I'm just pondering things. She is the main reason I've stuck around this region for the past 15 months. Get your dead girlfriend jokes off your chest and let me know your thoughts on taking an asian chick back to your country who could earn more there than you could.

**chitown** · 10-04-2008, 11:02 PM

Congratulations Smeg, how soon will you be leaving??????

**momo8** · 10-04-2008, 11:02 PM

Go for it,you've answered your own question and good luck in love and life.

**Rdrokit** · 10-04-2008, 11:06 PM

Hope she has a Big family otherwise she probably won't want to come back here to live. Does she do all the things girls back home don't do? Yes. Once she is back there long enough she might turn into one of them.

**Norton** · 10-04-2008, 11:12 PM

Originally Posted by Smeg

I'm just pondering things. She is the main reason I've stuck around this region for the past 15 months.

Sounds like the trial period is well and truly past. Go for it.

**Bluecat** · 10-04-2008, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by Smeg

Apart from being nuts for apparently liking me....

She is Malay, non-muslim, .

You mean she's Chinese Malaysian, not Malay?
Great choice, go for it.
But do not expect your life to be much different than if you marry a farang girl...

**NickA** · 10-04-2008, 11:28 PM

just another tefler staying here for the pussy

**dirtydog** · 11-04-2008, 05:58 AM

^We aint interested in why you stay here nick, this is smegs thread

**Begbie** · 11-04-2008, 07:21 AM

The question you have to ask about relocating to the UK is

Will she be able to get her seeing eye dog on the plane ?

**kingwilly** · 11-04-2008, 07:30 AM

Originally Posted by Smeg

What is wrong with my bird? Apart from being nuts for apparently liking me.... She is Malay, non-muslim, an experienced doctor, speaks great english, very good looking and great in the sack, etc etc. I have even thought about taking her back to the UK. No visitor visa problems for Malays (unlike the shit thais have to go through), and if she worked there (would probably have to marry me first as a way round red tape, with NONE of that thai materialistic / security deposit sinsot crap thank god) she'd earn a shitload, and many times the amount she is earning now. I'm just pondering things. She is the main reason I've stuck around this region for the past 15 months. Get your dead girlfriend jokes off your chest and let me know your thoughts on taking an asian chick back to your country who could earn more there than you could.

this is the main issue really, and if it aint an issue then you've got no problems.

but you both will still get the racist taunts back home from some people in the UK.

**Northern Scum** · 11-04-2008, 07:47 AM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

you both will still get the racist taunts back home from some people in the UK.

Not any more.

Things have changed.

**dirtydog** · 11-04-2008, 07:52 AM

^ he thinks the people from the UK are as racist and sexiest as your averege Aussie, quite sad really.

**good2bhappy** · 11-04-2008, 07:52 AM

Sadly the leopard cannot change it's spots

**DaveRobin** · 11-04-2008, 08:00 AM

Originally Posted by Smeg

Apart from being nuts for apparently liking me....

She is Malay, non-muslim, an experienced doctor, speaks great english, very good looking and great in the sack, etc etc.

.

A non-muslim Malay! I guess she's Chinese. Currently, the Chinese minority (in fact all non muslims) are very scared of the way Islam is influencing Malaysian society, especially the judicial system. There's use of shahira law already. As a consequence non-muslim Malay women are desperate to get a visa to start a new life in a developed country.

It must be love Smeg

What sort of doctor is she? Psychiatric? She'll need to be

**slimboyfat** · 11-04-2008, 08:01 AM

come on Smeg, she is obviously doctor in SLAGDOGgery.

*posted on behalf of ERCO*

**slimboyfat** · 11-04-2008, 08:03 AM

i doubt she is chinese Malaysian or else she would have been smart enough to go and become a doctor somewhere she can a decent salary - like Singapore. Where Chinese are also the master race.

Personally I wouldn't even think of living and raising a family in the UK. Wouldn't want my kids ending up like sonny's pals.

**reinvented** · 11-04-2008, 08:40 AM

it is groundhog day.
^ she may be an indian. chinese malays are hot so are chinese thais, but their culture is very similar
if its love good luck to you dom,

**kingwilly** · 11-04-2008, 08:40 AM

Originally Posted by Shitman

Quote: Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post you both will still get the racist taunts back home from some people in the UK. Not any more. Things have changed.

Originally Posted by dirtydog

^ he thinks the people from the UK are as racist and sexiest as your averege Aussie, quite sad really.

Bollocks, changed for the worse.

As bad as each other i'd say.

**mrsquirrel** · 11-04-2008, 08:48 AM

Originally Posted by Shitman

Not any more. Things have changed.

Toss.

Still as racist as ever.

**dirtydog** · 11-04-2008, 08:53 AM

Actually I did wonder about racism here in America, the only looks I have got was from some cute Chinese bird who obviously realised I was into Asian chicks and was probably wondering about some dirtydog lovin'.

**slimboyfat** · 11-04-2008, 09:14 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Actually I did wonder about racism here in America, the only looks I have got was from some cute Chinese bird who obviously realised I was into Asian chicks and was probably wondering about some dirtydog lovin'.

and how much to charge you for it

**chitown** · 11-04-2008, 09:34 AM

never seen racism towards Asians in America.

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Actually I did wonder about racism here in America, the only looks I have got was from some cute Chinese bird who obviously realised I was into Asian chicks and was probably wondering about some dirtydog lovin'.

**zipcode** · 11-04-2008, 10:14 AM

Best wishes Smeg.

What are her thoughts about marriage to you, and about emigrating to UK?

Marrying a doctor, who is also attractive, and good in bed is a Jewish mother's wet dream!

**Marmite the Dog** · 11-04-2008, 10:16 AM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

As bad as each other i'd say.

Depends where you go. Down south is ok, it's the northern scumbags who do the racism thing.

**klongmaster** · 11-04-2008, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by Smeg

She is ... an experienced doctor, ...and if she worked there ...she'd earn a shitload, and many times the amount she is earning now.

Smeggers: I'm a kiwi so I don't know the rules in the UK...but in NZ people who qualify with a medical degree overseas CANNOT practise as Doctors without passing the registration process in NZ. That means that she will probably spend 3-4 years in the UK working as a nurse-aid...how do you think she'll like that?...

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