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    What's inside a girl?

    Have you ever noticed that after a guy opens the bomb hatch the bathroom is a no go area for about 20 minutes but after a girl lay's some cable it smells of nothing really?

    Also how come when you stick your finger up a girl's bum it never really smells of anything much? If I stick my finger up my own bum it smells fokkin rank even straight after having a bath/shower.

    I know they do poo's the same as us cause I've seen it on the internet so what is up with that? Do they have a fundamentally dfferent digestive system?

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    I think I must be a lesbian because my farts smell lovely

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    If I stick my finger up my own bum it smells fokkin rank even straight after having a bath/shower.
    decomposing gerbil ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    If I stick my finger up my own bum it smells fokkin rank even straight after having a bath/shower.
    And you're doing this for what reason????

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    You have to much spare time on your hands, you experimenting with the gay side??

    hope the pic does not get you aroused ??

    People who have a fetish about shit, called "SCAT"!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    What's inside a girl?
    According to the ancient nursery ryme, little girls are made of 'sugar and spice and all things nice'. Whereas little boys are made of "Frogs and Snails and Puppydog's tails'. That is probably why girls smell different. Other than that, I can't help.

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    Maybe you should wash internally. This might do it for you...


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    Willy shaped soap...for some reason I thought it would look more like Bill Clinton.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    If I stick my finger up my own bum it smells fokkin rank even straight after having a bath/shower.
    decomposing gerbil ?
    Looper's.....Gerbil??

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSFFan View Post
    Willy shaped soap...for some reason I thought it would look more like Bill Clinton.
    Nope..........That's KW for sure!!! Momo there's your pic of KW even better that you fantasized about..

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    I think we need the ladies to answer these questions for us.

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    Thanks Loombucket. I had forgotten about the rhyme.

    Baldrick could be onto something. The results of my last 2 colonoscopies had the doctors scratching their heads but whatever it is it certainly seems to be decomposing.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    What's inside a girl?
    Saw a pic once of one with a cucumber inside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    Maybe you should wash internally. This might do it for you...

    Oh fok...

    Glad to see it has a pair of balls to stop it getting lost up the back passage necessitating an embarrassing visit to the A and E unit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    stick your finger up a girl's bum
    Dare I say it?

    Photo's please!

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    ^I don't know about that mate.

    My Jap girl used to love it during a shag but if I had whipped out a camera and started flashing away I think I would have got a frosty response.

    Although I suppose you never know till you try these things

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thetyim
    I think I must be a lesbian because my farts smell lovely
    More likely a contortionist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norton
    Saw a pic once of one with a cucumber inside.
    I've got a picture of a welsh girl taking a leak

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSFFan View Post
    Willy shaped soap...for some reason I thought it would look more like Bill Clinton.
    or george clooney.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thetyim
    I've got a picture of a welsh girl taking a leak
    "A" picture? I'll wager you have more than one....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thetyim
    I've got a picture of a welsh girl taking a leek
    Would go nicely with the cucumber and a little oil and vinegar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    If I stick my finger up my own bum it smells fokkin rank even straight after having a bath/shower.
    decomposing gerbil ?
    Now that disturbs me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Looper
    If I stick my finger up my own bum it smells fokkin rank even straight after having a bath/shower.
    decomposing gerbil ?
    Now that disturbs me.
    you sure it wasn't his finger that disturbed you ?

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    I'm sure women smell no different to us men. Men are more inclined to let one rip in a confined space than a woman would, so hence the more concentrated the aroma. According to a doctor on the Opra Winfrey Show, the other day, women produce about the same amount of gas as a man on a daily basis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivor Biggun
    Men are more inclined to let one rip in a confined space than a woman would, so hence the more concentrated the aroma.
    Hey Ivor. Are you back in Thailand?

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