Thread: Rank Your Asians

Here is a fun topic:

I will start with the top three


Ranking is based on the quality of our Asian brothers & sisters.


1. Japanese - honorable
2. Singaporeans - English Speaking
3. South Koreans - industrious

Japanese -- loyal; astounding followers of etiquette; give nice presents; subservient on the surface; best whirlwind tour travellers, like 20 countries in three days; very clean except when it comes to public toilets
Koreans -- kimchee eaters, except my best pal, who was also extremely beautiful, fun, artistic, intelligent and anti-racist
Chinese -- depends on the area, but if they smell money, they'll find a way to get it; funny thing is that they emigrate all over the world and they never complain about their rights (mind, their offspring a few generations down the road who have been westernised do a good job of complaining)
Thais -- opening a can of worms there

1. Philipino - fun
2. North Korean - hilarious
3. Mongolian - hard

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

Thais -- opening a can of worms there

Manual or electric can opener?

1. Soi 6
2. Nana
3. Soi Cowboy

Malays - Large, hairy feet and a propensity for late afternoon snacks
Bhutanese - Will get you there more effectively than gasohol but in short supply
Karen - Nice butt

Originally Posted by Frankenstein

Karen - Nice butt

Seems like you must know the secret codes in the chatroom. All she does is talk inane drivel to me.

Originally Posted by MeMock

Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

Thais -- opening a can of worms there

Manual or electric can opener?

You ever seen an electric jobbie in Thailand? Fek, I used my Swiss army knife attachment for ten years. If that didn't work, the machete did.

1- Filipina's. Good in the sack, pullable and English speaking.
2- Thai- good in the sack, pullable and fun.
3- Mongolians- good in the sack and pullable, possibly the most attractive in Asia.

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We do appreciate the compliment. Please step into my jurt for some arak and various forms of debauchery.

^ Is that Kublai or Ghengis ?

I always confuse those two comedians