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    Rank Your Asians

    Here is a fun topic:

    I will start with the top three


    Ranking is based on the quality of our Asian brothers & sisters.


    1. Japanese - honorable
    2. Singaporeans - English Speaking
    3. South Koreans - industrious

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    Japanese -- loyal; astounding followers of etiquette; give nice presents; subservient on the surface; best whirlwind tour travellers, like 20 countries in three days; very clean except when it comes to public toilets
    Koreans -- kimchee eaters, except my best pal, who was also extremely beautiful, fun, artistic, intelligent and anti-racist
    Chinese -- depends on the area, but if they smell money, they'll find a way to get it; funny thing is that they emigrate all over the world and they never complain about their rights (mind, their offspring a few generations down the road who have been westernised do a good job of complaining)
    Thais -- opening a can of worms there

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    1. Philipino - fun
    2. North Korean - hilarious
    3. Mongolian - hard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon View Post
    Thais -- opening a can of worms there
    Manual or electric can opener?

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    1. Soi 6
    2. Nana
    3. Soi Cowboy

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    Malays - Large, hairy feet and a propensity for late afternoon snacks
    Bhutanese - Will get you there more effectively than gasohol but in short supply
    Karen - Nice butt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frankenstein View Post
    Karen - Nice butt
    Seems like you must know the secret codes in the chatroom. All she does is talk inane drivel to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon View Post
    Thais -- opening a can of worms there
    Manual or electric can opener?
    You ever seen an electric jobbie in Thailand? Fek, I used my Swiss army knife attachment for ten years. If that didn't work, the machete did.

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    1- Filipina's. Good in the sack, pullable and English speaking.
    2- Thai- good in the sack, pullable and fun.
    3- Mongolians- good in the sack and pullable, possibly the most attractive in Asia.

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    ^ Is that Kublai or Ghengis ?

    I always confuse those two comedians

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