What's inside a girl?

[Looper]

Have you ever noticed that after a guy opens the bomb hatch the bathroom is a no go area for about 20 minutes but after a girl lay's some cable it smells of nothing really?

Also how come when you stick your finger up a girl's bum it never really smells of anything much? If I stick my finger up my own bum it smells fokkin rank even straight after having a bath/shower.

I know they do poo's the same as us cause I've seen it on the internet so what is up with that? Do they have a fundamentally dfferent digestive system?

[Thetyim]

I think I must be a lesbian because my farts smell lovely

[baldrick]

If I stick my finger up my own bum it smells fokkin rank even straight after having a bath/shower.

decomposing gerbil ?

[Topper]

If I stick my finger up my own bum it smells fokkin rank even straight after having a bath/shower.

And you're doing this for what reason????

[Zeth]

You have to much spare time on your hands, you experimenting with the gay side??

hope the pic does not get you aroused ??

People who have a fetish about shit, called "SCAT"!!

[Loombucket]

What's inside a girl?

According to the ancient nursery ryme, little girls are made of 'sugar and spice and all things nice'. Whereas little boys are made of "Frogs and Snails and Puppydog's tails'. That is probably why girls smell different. Other than that, I can't help.

[Marmite the Dog]

Maybe you should wash internally. This might do it for you...

[Topper]

Willy shaped soap...for some reason I thought it would look more like Bill Clinton.

[Driventowin]

If I stick my finger up my own bum it smells fokkin rank even straight after having a bath/shower.

decomposing gerbil ?

Looper's.....Gerbil??

[Driventowin]

Willy shaped soap...for some reason I thought it would look more like Bill Clinton.

Nope..........That's KW for sure!!! Momo there's your pic of KW even better that you fantasized about..

[Frankenstein]

I think we need the ladies to answer these questions for us.

[Looper]

Thanks Loombucket. I had forgotten about the rhyme.

Baldrick could be onto something. The results of my last 2 colonoscopies had the doctors scratching their heads but whatever it is it certainly seems to be decomposing.

[Norton]

What's inside a girl?

Saw a pic once of one with a cucumber inside.

[Looper]

Maybe you should wash internally. This might do it for you...

Oh fok...

Glad to see it has a pair of balls to stop it getting lost up the back passage necessitating an embarrassing visit to the A and E unit

[Spin]

stick your finger up a girl's bum

Dare I say it?

Photo's please!

[Looper]

^I don't know about that mate.

My Jap girl used to love it during a shag but if I had whipped out a camera and started flashing away I think I would have got a frosty response.

Although I suppose you never know till you try these things

[Norton]

I think I must be a lesbian because my farts smell lovely

More likely a contortionist.

[Thetyim]

Saw a pic once of one with a cucumber inside.

I've got a picture of a welsh girl taking a leak

[MeMock]

Willy shaped soap...for some reason I thought it would look more like Bill Clinton.

or george clooney.

[buad hai]

I've got a picture of a welsh girl taking a leak

"A" picture? I'll wager you have more than one....

[Norton]

I've got a picture of a welsh girl taking a leek

Would go nicely with the cucumber and a little oil and vinegar.

[Gerbil]

If I stick my finger up my own bum it smells fokkin rank even straight after having a bath/shower.

decomposing gerbil ?

Now that disturbs me.

[baldrick]

If I stick my finger up my own bum it smells fokkin rank even straight after having a bath/shower.

decomposing gerbil ?

Now that disturbs me.

you sure it wasn't his finger that disturbed you ?

[Ivor Biggun]

I'm sure women smell no different to us men. Men are more inclined to let one rip in a confined space than a woman would, so hence the more concentrated the aroma. According to a doctor on the Opra Winfrey Show, the other day, women produce about the same amount of gas as a man on a daily basis.

[Norton]

Men are more inclined to let one rip in a confined space than a woman would, so hence the more concentrated the aroma.

Hey Ivor. Are you back in Thailand?