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    Farang Rak Farang.... Join the party

    I'm starting a new political party in Thailand called 'Farang Rak Farang'...

    It kind of works in such a way as all the pale arsed cvnts start helping each other out in all matters concerning Thailand....

    Here's some policies for starters but I'm open to bending these rules or also open to complete disintegration by the time I end this post...

    OK...

    - Farang should all try and get on a bit better and help each other out (if the price is right)...
    - Newbie tourist types should not be mocked and ridiculed.... they should be educated in the ways of the Thai... (Apart from those having beer bellies, skin head and tattoos...)
    - Research into how the Thai mind works will have unlimited finances...
    - A 'Let us own a hoose ye coffee coloured bastards' campaign would be thought about....
    - erm...
    - that's it for now....


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    Quote Originally Posted by rawlins
    Farang Rak Farang.... Join the party
    but i dont...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by rawlins
    Farang Rak Farang.... Join the party
    but i dont...
    You don't like any Farang?.... Come on... why side with the slant eyes all the time?..

    I'm dissalusioned at the moment...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rawlins
    Join the party
    does this party have free drinks and topless waitresses ?

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    do i get 500baht for joining?

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by rawlins
    Join the party
    does this party have free drinks and topless waitresses ?
    That's definately a policy that could be implemented, yes.....

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    Good luck

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    I would much rather join the Farang Rak Kotoey party. Much more benefits!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    do i get 500baht for joining?
    Yeah... OK... I suppose I could take some recruiting tactics from the opposition...

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    Can erco be incharge of PUBLIC RELATIONS?

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    Can Negro's Be Members ?

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    I hate people in general so I'm not sure if that invalidates my membership.

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    Quote Originally Posted by English Noodles View Post
    Can erco be incharge of PUBLIC RELATIONS?
    I'm not familiar with his style.... If he is the one with the slagdog fetish he is definately in...

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    ^Thats the fella

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobbyTits View Post
    Can Negro's Be Members ?
    No!


    They must join the Negro Rak Negro party.

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    Can I get a 30 baht card?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rdrokit View Post
    Can I get a 30 baht card?

    No, those cards are reserved for people with hairy testicals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rdrokit View Post
    Can I get a 30 baht card?
    I'm going to bring in a similar '30,000 baht card' system for Farang...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rawlins View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rdrokit View Post
    Can I get a 30 baht card?
    I'm going to bring in a similar '30,000 baht card' system for Farang...
    I think Bangkok Hospital already has one.

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    How much will FRF pay me for my vote?

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    If you spell falang with an 'l' or (even worse!) think farang is a racist term, are you automatically disqualified?

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    FRF needs some sensible policies ...

    Clearly the 500 baht recruitment incentive is a winner. So too is the platinum medical card. But wot about legislation to help the poor unfortunates:
    1) All socks to be sold in packs of 3 as a precaution against losing one
    2) Separate Passports for Terrorists
    3) Rename the Isle of Man as "The Isle of Men, Women, Children and some Animals
    4) As well as using computers in schools, children should be taught to reed, rite, and appreciate rock
    5) Supermarket Trolley Formation Dancing to be made an Olimpick event

    Any more?

    And we'll need a good logo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rawlins
    Apart from those having beer bellies, skin head and tattoos
    Bollocks!

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    I kind of prefer Thai rak Alien.
    Saw it today on a post sign in front of an office on Asoke.
    "We arrange marriage with alien, please call us"

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    I was going to answer that post Bcat, but I can't be bothered

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