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    Angry The NEW and Improved Dumbfuck Thai Award Thread

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    Today's dumb fuck Thai award goes to the nudniks who were hired by the water company here in Thailand's shit hole Pattaya.

    Someone got the grand idea to replace the PVC pipes that bring water into my development and down the street, with a slightly larger PVC pipe because it is alleged that the water at times leaks from the pipe.

    Thai Dumb fucks do not dig in front of a house, lay new pipe, cover their holes and then move on to the next house. No, they must do this in the most destructive and inconvenient manner possible so they did up everyone's front of the house, jackhammer through cement driveways if necessary and then two weeks before Songkran they disappear to another job or just slink back to the shit holes they came from.

    It gets better. They do lay pipe in the holes but leave the dirt on the street, not on the other side of the hole. Parking becomes almost impossible which spurs all the Thai Dumb Fucks who live on my street to park in the middle of the road. Many nights it is not uncommon to just about squeeze my Tijuani Taxi (pickup) between two Mercedes both parked 5 feet from the side of the road.

    Tip number 1: Thais who can afford Mercedes are not immune to turning off their pea brains and joining the ranks of the dumb fucks.

    Tip number 2: Thais who are already dumb fucks become worse as time progresses.

    Neighbor who drives a BMW and leaves it in the street for six months while he fucks off to England will find that dumb fuck Thais who dig holes had no trouble digging next to his car with a jackhammer. They dug the hole so close to his wheels that when it rained, the BMW started to fall into the freshly dug hole.

    Dumb fucks not knowing what to do, put the bricks that covered the dirt they dislodged under the rear and front axle of the BMW to keep it in the air and not in the hole.

    The Brit will find it difficult to drive off as his car is now in the air.

    The story continues:

    Since the original dumb fuck hole diggers couldn't jackhammer his car, they left 3 inches of dirt in the hole and now the pipe doesn't lay right. They are trying to figure out how to make the pipe go to the left without any elbow joints.

    My street looks like Beirut after an Israeli offensive. The Thai Dumb fucks who couldn't park a car, have a harder time now so they just leave it in anywhere without a thought in their feeble minds as to how anyone will get by.

    Tip 3: Money + Dumb fuck = well off dumb fuck.

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    Thais who want to show off so much to the point of:

    Stupidly being on the phone even when attempting to control a motorcycle, OR

    Wearing those stupid headset things -bluetooth - then walking about looking at everyone to check that they are being noticed.

    Funny really and sad.

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    A friend of mine in Pattaya went through the same thing last year. Jack hammed up the street and tore up the planter he had in front of his house (between the wall and the street). They finally fixed the street after a few months but did not replace his planter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rdrokit View Post
    A friend of mine in Pattaya went through the same thing last year. Jack hammed up the street and tore up the planter he had in front of his house (between the wall and the street). They finally fixed the street after a few months but did not replace his planter.
    Same guys? I wonder. Were they a bunch of tanned men and women - most of them toothless who smiled a lot?

    Fucking serial diggers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rdrokit View Post
    A friend of mine in Pattaya went through the same thing last year. Jack hammed up the street and tore up the planter he had in front of his house (between the wall and the street). They finally fixed the street after a few months but did not replace his planter.
    Although I certainly do sympathize with the general feeling of hopelessness and frustration he must have experienced, I don't think it is fair of your friend Jack to blame them, since as you say he hammed up the street and tore up the planter himself (in a fit of rage I imagine). In fact he should be grateful for them fixing the street afterwards instead of insisting that he do it himself.

    Even though they are a servant race to us white masters, I feel there must be some limits to our demands and that your friend Jack is expecting a bit too much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frankenstein View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rdrokit View Post
    A friend of mine in Pattaya went through the same thing last year. Jack hammed up the street and tore up the planter he had in front of his house (between the wall and the street). They finally fixed the street after a few months but did not replace his planter.
    Although I certainly do sympathize with the general feeling of hopelessness and frustration he must have experienced, I don't think it is fair of your friend Jack to blame them, since as you say he hammed up the street and tore up the planter himself (in a fit of rage I imagine). In fact he should be grateful for them fixing the street afterwards instead of insisting that he do it himself.

    Even though they are a servant race to us white masters, I feel there must be some limits to our demands and that your friend Jack is expecting a bit too much.
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