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    Deportation. What 'crime' do you have to commit?

    A few years ago a lovely Tanzanian lady I knew. Was whisked off to Heathrow and put on a plane without even being allowed to collect her things from her flat!
    Her crime? An alleged marriage of 'convenience'.....

    What does one have to do to get deported from LOS rather than being put in 'The Monkey House?'.

    No. I am not in trouble. Just curious thats all......

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    Moved.

    again, this is highly speculative and of general chat nature. It's not legal per se (although I can see some legal connection)

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    William is a mod?

    What is the world coming too?


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    You can do just about anything you want in Thailand if you have enough money. Take for instance a certain Kam Nan in Chonburi that popped a rival at public get together and has yet to be jailed after 4 or 5 years.

    Money can't buy you happiness, but it can keep you out the monkey house and at your favorite whore house in Thailand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock
    William is a mod? What is the world coming too?
    for a long time mate.

    next we'll be hearing that Scampy or kingwilly have been made mods.

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    You already are one Kingwilly,not here though methinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by momo8
    You already are one Kingwilly,not here though methinks.
    not as Kingwilly...

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    I'm fairly sure that the two big deportable offenses are
    1. Not having enough money to buy your way out of trouble.
    2. Being too stupid to know that you can buy your way out of trouble.

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    Errr...winning an election can get you out of the country in a hurry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luckydog
    What does one have to do to get deported from LOS rather than being put in 'The Monkey House?'.
    Pay money, if you don't want to stay in 'The Monkey House' before deportation.

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    Spray a fake beard on a poster of you know who.

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    ^ Who DD

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    next we'll be hearing that Scampy or kingwilly have been made mods.
    Being in Pattaya next months, is the price for modship still one sandwich or will I have to bribe DD more?

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    william is a fine mod....pity the bugger won't gamble though

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    Thanks a bunch for SO MANY excellent and helpful answers.....Gits!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luckydog
    Thanks a bunch for SO MANY excellent and helpful answers.....Gits!
    OK, you want serious. Committing just about any crime will likely result in deportation after a stay in jail. Deportation without time in jail would be more likely if you publish something critical to Thai government or claim you are a wanted pedophile in your home country. Blatant disregard for immigration laws will likely be another.
    Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

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