Thread: What would you do to Robert Mugabe?

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I personally would like to get a big nasty African stray dog, then tie Mugabe to a wooden chair and hook the bastard up to an IV unit, you know - a blood pump; and the other end up to the dog, then play the Bobby McFerrin version of Don't Worry Be Happy at a loud volume whilst wearing a big yellow smiley face mask, and switch their blood.. The dogs blood into Mugabe's and Mugabe's into the dog.

WTF has the poor dog done? You're a nasty man, Scampy - and I thought you liked dogs.


BTW, I agree with Dr Andy ^

I saw a film last night in which they had tied some guy up in a barn...then they let the starving wild pigs in

not very nice at all

I'd give him a box of viagara and strand him on a deserted island with erco .. that'll teach both the farkers ...

make him president for life then he wouldn't have to be a lying shit head

Originally Posted by DrAndy

so he threw the whites out, so what?

He did didnt he, then the farms they ran failed as the locals didnt have the nouse to keep producing. This led to the inflation there didnt it?

Originally Posted by DrAndy

that country has so little that any corruption would hardly be worthwhile

Zim must have had something otherwise whites wouldnt have settled there, diamonds?

I agree with the comment about Bush, the worlds trouble makers are all similar but they come packaged and presented according to the desire of the media source.

At first thought, I'd have recommended he Dr. Katzeballsoff, but, on second thoughts it wouldn't help - especially with syphillis-of-the-brain.

So thats what makes him anti white!
Must be a friend of the Rev Wright!

Personally I would not mind giving his wife a once over.

I would shave off that moustache for starters. That is an international facial hair crime.



What the fok is it supposed to be about anyway?

Does he think it's cool or something?

If i randomly came across him, outside of Zimbabwe, i'd probably nut him. I'd have to run away after that though, before his bodyguards caught up with me.

Originally Posted by The Basket Weaver

His tyrant spirit should be crushed completely. He needs to understand the meaning of humility.

Not sure how one could achieve this though, he seems like a stubborn old fool.

easy to achieve this. just let tsicar employ him as his "garden boy" for a week or two.
we "cured" nelson mandela on robben island and i think "educating" mad bob would be a walk in the park!

Originally Posted by The Basket Weaver

His tyrant spirit should be crushed completely. He needs to understand the meaning of humility.

Not sure how one could achieve this though, he seems like a stubborn old fool.

Queing up at a supermarket with the rest of the population, only to find the shelves are empty, would soon bring back his humilty.

Failing that, cut him up in pieces and throw him to the pigs.

BTW. What was the breed of those pigs in Silence of the Lambs sequel?

Robert Mugabe was asked when he's going to bid the Zimbabwean people farewell.

Looking puzzled, he answered. ''Where are they going?''

He'll just die a happy guy like most murderous dictators around the globe. Go Robert starve those opposition babies because no one really give a shit even your own people.

Fuck all the world leaders who end up killing their own people by direct or indirect actions. Assassinate them all!