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    Thumbs up Members Top Tips for expat life

    A glass of ice cold milk with a dash of SangSom makes a wonderful substitute for Baileys Irish Cream.

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    top tip, If you want something that tastes like Bailey's buy some Bailey's.

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    Don't scrape unfinished food into the bin, it will be smelly and make a mess - simply flush it down the bog.

    Use a blender to liquidize solid waste except bones and meat which can be given to soi dogs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp View Post
    Use a blender to liquidize solid waste except bones and meat which can be given to soi dogs.
    Pardon my naivete, but if it aint bones, and it aint meat, what waste is you talking about? Skin? Feathers? Offal?

    Hope you are NOT talking about your digestive waste

    [Note to self: never ever drink a margarita at GS's place]

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    Can some of the mods change the thread title, to Tips for poor ass carnival workers or TEFLrs to save money while living OS?

    No feckn expat is gonna mix sang som and milk....

    *shudders*

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    This is a shite thread Scampy, gotta red you for it, even that it hurts me badly..

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    Umm ... a friend of mine drinks chocolate milk and Sangsom every day, and the bars that he visits keep the chocolate milk in stock for him ... did I mention that he's a bit strange?

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    ^ DD is really getting weird now...

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    I usually have a dewars mixed with half a pint of milk as a bedtime drink. Beats ovaltine.

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    Lie and claim to be Canadian

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    To avoid getting singled out as a dry new target at Song Kran wear wet gel in your hair and shiny polyester clothes.

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    Sprinkling chili powder on the pavement grease left by food vendors makes it easier to lick and swallow. Drain water is tastier after a heavy downpour. Don't beg in front of police stations, they will want a cut of your takings.

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    When on a long bus journey with a double seat, let your head fall to one side and dribble deliberately, occasionally clapping your hands.

    This will ensure you have a double seat for the entire duration of your journey.

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    ^ Or become an American and spread out your gut.

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    ^ Knew you'd like this thread Poley.

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    When crossing one way streets in Bangkok save time by looking only in the direction of the on-coming traffic.

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    Fool local Thai's into thinking you are magnetic by gluing cutlery, paperclips and other metal items to your face and arms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp View Post
    A glass of ice cold milk with a dash of SangSom makes a wonderful substitute for Baileys Irish Cream.
    I wanted to read you but as I find your posts quite entertaining I am just telling you here: You sick bastard!

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    When crossing one way streets in Bangkok make sure to look BOTH ways in case a fukin number 53 bus is going the wrong way.

    (Dictated by Gallowspole posted by Nurse Noy c/o ICU, Bangkok Hospital)

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    If you want to get incredible prices on jewelery or tailored clothes, just ask any tuk-tuk driver. They're always glad to help.

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    Look to see if there is beer left in the bottles before putting your fag butt in them, others might not like the taste.

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    When asking directions from the locals, point with your feet rather than your hands. Afterwards, give them a friendly pat on the head to show your appreciation.

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    If you don't understand their Monkey language just keep saying, Arai Waa, Arai Waa

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    Look both ways before crossing a one way street.

    Hell, look both ways before crossing the footpath, the Soi, any of the locals.

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    TEFLERs, irritate Central shop assistants by following them around after work telling them that you give 20% discount on all your services.

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