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    Teakdoor's Horoscope

    I posted this in another thread (https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...tml#post582319) but I thought this was more interesting than that thread deserved so I've given it one of it's own Feel free to delete the old post.

    I've whipped up a quick horoscope for Teakdoor based on it's Whois info.



    This birth chart shows the positions of the planets of Teakdoor

    The planets in the signs

    The position of the planets in the signs of the Zodiac has an influence on the character of the individual and these influences form a large part of the individual psyche.

    Sun in Gemini

    He is an opportunist. He can express himself easily and learns quickly. He is welcoming and gentle. He likes travel and intellectual work.

    Weaknesses: a changeable and diffuse nature. Wastes energy by doing too many things. He lacks persistence in achieving set goals.

    Moon in Libra

    He is sociable and popular. Has good judgement, he is intelligent and reasonable. Likes social pleasures.

    Weaknesses: instability in loving relationships, unfaithfulness, gives too much weight to the views of others and to public opinion.

    Mercury in Taurus

    He is faithful to his ideas, unchangeable and opinionated, persistent, but discreet. Likes all the pleasures Life can offer. He is sometimes naive.

    Weaknesses: stubborn, obstinate, withdrawn. Slow to react.

    Venus in Taurus

    Amiability and fidelity. Likes to please and dress up. Earns a good living. He is generous but not extravagant. Affectionate, sensual and loving in nature, he likes the good things of Life, sensitive to beauty, melodious sounds, perfumes. Love arrives slowly, without passion but with force. Love is lasting.

    Weaknesses: indolence, laziness, immoderate taste for pleasures of Life, gambling, entertainment and luxury.

    Mars in Aquarius

    He uses his aggressiveness in a social battle for freedom, or independence or adventure, but always linked to society. Likes adventure, independence. Disturbances, changes, upsets.

    Jupiter in Leo

    He is ambitious, wants to impose himself, to be someone, while nonetheless having sincere and pure feelings.

    Weaknesses: pride, haughtiness, arrogance.

    Saturn in Cancer


    Invests more in his interior reality than in the outside world. He saves to buy property.

    Weaknesses: melancholy and solitude. A solitude that is nevertheless welcome because he likes to stay peacefully at home.

    Uranus in Pisces

    He is receptive, subtle but reveals himself when asked to become involved.

    Neptune in Aquarius

    Generosity, likes to resolve problems in order to satisfy everyone.

    Pluto in Sagittarius

    Great aspirations: sexuality and love are idealized.

    Interplanetary aspects

    The interplanetary aspects have a strong influence on the character and disposition of the individual and, consequently, on his destiny.

    The conjunction aspect is variable and depends above all on the nature of the conjoint planets.

    528 Conjunction Mercury - Venus

    He looks on the bright side of life: he is happy, agreeable, optimistic, sociable. He likes to speak and write, and does both with charm and artistry. His intellectual pleasures are influenced by his feelings. He is amorous and sensual. He likes beauty, the Arts but also travelling.

    -207 Opposition Sun - Pluto


    This aspect means fights and setbacks. He is presumptuous.

    133 Conjunction Mars - Uranus


    He possesses exceptional energy. He is impulsive but bold. He takes on risky enterprises for the good of the community, with all the energy he possesses. He has a great need of his independence, likes his freedom of action.

    -124 Opposition Jupiter - Neptun
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    He is easily influenced. He is a dreamer, who lets himself be seduced by fine words, which are not always sincere. He does not see wickedness and is often fooled by people.

    -115 Square Venus - Mars

    While he is passionate, he likes carnal desires and voluptuousness above all. He goes to excess, is unfaithful and often unsatisfied. Serious family quarrels in view.

    -101 Square Mercury - Mars

    While his spirit is lively, it is also cunning. He often acts without thinking, he throws himself into things and exaggerates - and this can bring certain problems. He is nervous and irascible. He can develop others' ideas, while they hesitate - he never does: he presses on.

    -54 Square Venus - Uranus


    He looks for new sensations in love and is often unsatisfied by affairs which quickly turn into purely conventional relationships. He likes novelty, adventure, the eccentric: he is frivolous, unstable, unfaithful. Marriage is not for him and, if he does throw himself into this adventure, it will end in divorce, written off as a youthful mistake. As a result of his numerous love affairs, he makes sure his line is continued.

    45 Trine Sun - Neptune

    He has a fertile imagination, is full of inspiration, and very emotional - all qualities that he uses on the professional level. He likes the Arts, beauty.

    36 Trine Saturn - Uranus

    He knows how to be on top of the situation. He perseveres, is determined but ingenious and original. He is very practical. He proceeds slowly, but is always bound to achieve his objectives in the end.

    34 Trine Mars - Saturn

    He is energetic and determined. He has strength and resistance, ability and patience: he is tough, and sometimes insensitive, and puts all his energy and talents into overcoming all the obstacles to his success. He is obstinate, calculating, does not take on anything without having thought of all the possible consequences, he can take all the time in the world and never loses patience to achieve his objectives. He is not particularly popular in his circle, but is feared and respected.

    26 Trine Jupiter - Pluto


    He likes to direct, is intelligent and is an organizer of the first order.

    24 Trine Moon - Neptune

    6 Trine Moon - Venus

    He is gracious, sweet and happy. He likes pleasure and entertainment, but also the Arts. He needs tenderness, loves and wants children. He appreciates home life in a comfortable atmosphere.

    2 Sextile Sun - Jupiter

    He has high social ambitions, respects justice and the law. He is tolerant, optimistic, kindly. He has every chance for professional success in a strictly legal setting.
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    Uranus in Pisces

    Shit ! that sounds painful !

    Hang on a minute

    Sorry misread it !!! LOL

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