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    Star Signs-Do they influence who you love/hate on TD?

    Strange how in this anonymous internet world you get along like a house on fire with some people,others you just can't stand.Be it culture/nationality/personality/posting style.Some people here have met in real life too but initially here perhaps.

    If you believe in this sort of thing,do you think personality is determined/influenced to a certain extent by 'The Zodiac'?


    ARIES
    You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding

    TAURUS
    Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss.

    GEMINI
    Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill them self to win a bet.

    CANCER
    You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.

    LEO
    The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare.


    VIRGO
    You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are whores.


    LIBRA
    You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral.

    SCORPIO
    You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You should become a stunt performer with no helmet.

    SAGITTARIUS
    You are the romantic mushy type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. Men even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack.

    CAPRICORN
    You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centered **** and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy.

    AQUARIUS
    You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.

    PISCES
    You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick.


    I'm a Libra BTW October 21 so makes me a cusp baby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by momo8
    do you think personality is determined/influenced to a certain extent by 'The Zodiac'?
    No, I'm not a retard.

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    It's just for fun Marmite,what are you then?

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    only females and cnuts who are looking for an easy way into their pants seem to subscribe to the starsign shite - shag them at your own peril

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    I'm not a believer,just for fun.

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    Most people I know who say "I don't believe it, its just for fun' can be found at the magazine rack in the supermarket flipping through womans day and going straight to the horoscopes.

    Complete utter dangerous nonsense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by momo8
    Star Signs-Do they influence who you love/hate on TD?
    I dont think so, its clear who the cocks are on TD for all to see.

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    ^ It sure is, those bladdy English...

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    Quote Originally Posted by momo8
    LEO The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare.
    hey, I'm not on welfare, much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock
    Complete utter dangerous nonsense.
    yeah, similar to religion

    But who am I to condemn other peoples doing..

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    I've whipped up a quick horoscope for Teakdoor based on it's Whois info.



    This birth chart shows the positions of the planets of Teakdoor

    The planets in the signs

    The position of the planets in the signs of the Zodiac has an influence on the character of the individual and these influences form a large part of the individual psyche.

    Sun in Gemini

    He is an opportunist. He can express himself easily and learns quickly. He is welcoming and gentle. He likes travel and intellectual work.

    Weaknesses: a changeable and diffuse nature. Wastes energy by doing too many things. He lacks persistence in achieving set goals.

    Moon in Libra

    He is sociable and popular. Has good judgement, he is intelligent and reasonable. Likes social pleasures.

    Weaknesses: instability in loving relationships, unfaithfulness, gives too much weight to the views of others and to public opinion.

    Mercury in Taurus

    He is faithful to his ideas, unchangeable and opinionated, persistent, but discreet. Likes all the pleasures Life can offer. He is sometimes naive.

    Weaknesses: stubborn, obstinate, withdrawn. Slow to react.

    Venus in Taurus

    Amiability and fidelity. Likes to please and dress up. Earns a good living. He is generous but not extravagant. Affectionate, sensual and loving in nature, he likes the good things of Life, sensitive to beauty, melodious sounds, perfumes. Love arrives slowly, without passion but with force. Love is lasting.

    Weaknesses: indolence, laziness, immoderate taste for pleasures of Life, gambling, entertainment and luxury.

    Mars in Aquarius

    He uses his aggressiveness in a social battle for freedom, or independence or adventure, but always linked to society. Likes adventure, independence. Disturbances, changes, upsets.

    Jupiter in Leo

    He is ambitious, wants to impose himself, to be someone, while nonetheless having sincere and pure feelings.

    Weaknesses: pride, haughtiness, arrogance.

    Saturn in Cancer

    Invests more in his interior reality than in the outside world. He saves to buy property.

    Weaknesses: melancholy and solitude. A solitude that is nevertheless welcome because he likes to stay peacefully at home.

    Uranus in Pisces

    He is receptive, subtle but reveals himself when asked to become involved.

    Neptune in Aquarius

    Generosity, likes to resolve problems in order to satisfy everyone.

    Pluto in Sagittarius

    Great aspirations: sexuality and love are idealized.

    Interplanetary aspects

    The interplanetary aspects have a strong influence on the character and disposition of the individual and, consequently, on his destiny.

    The conjunction aspect is variable and depends above all on the nature of the conjoint planets.

    528 Conjunction Mercury - Venus

    He looks on the bright side of life: he is happy, agreeable, optimistic, sociable. He likes to speak and write, and does both with charm and artistry. His intellectual pleasures are influenced by his feelings. He is amorous and sensual. He likes beauty, the Arts but also travelling.

    -207 Opposition Sun - Pluto

    This aspect means fights and setbacks. He is presumptuous.

    133 Conjunction Mars - Uranus

    He possesses exceptional energy. He is impulsive but bold. He takes on risky enterprises for the good of the community, with all the energy he possesses. He has a great need of his independence, likes his freedom of action.

    -124 Opposition Jupiter - Neptune

    He is easily influenced. He is a dreamer, who lets himself be seduced by fine words, which are not always sincere. He does not see wickedness and is often fooled by people.

    -115 Square Venus - Mars

    While he is passionate, he likes carnal desires and voluptuousness above all. He goes to excess, is unfaithful and often unsatisfied. Serious family quarrels in view.

    -101 Square Mercury - Mars

    While his spirit is lively, it is also cunning. He often acts without thinking, he throws himself into things and exaggerates - and this can bring certain problems. He is nervous and irascible. He can develop others' ideas, while they hesitate - he never does: he presses on.

    -54 Square Venus - Uranus

    He looks for new sensations in love and is often unsatisfied by affairs which quickly turn into purely conventional relationships. He likes novelty, adventure, the eccentric: he is frivolous, unstable, unfaithful. Marriage is not for him and, if he does throw himself into this adventure, it will end in divorce, written off as a youthful mistake. As a result of his numerous love affairs, he makes sure his line is continued.

    45 Trine Sun - Neptune

    He has a fertile imagination, is full of inspiration, and very emotional - all qualities that he uses on the professional level. He likes the Arts, beauty.

    36 Trine Saturn - Uranus

    He knows how to be on top of the situation. He perseveres, is determined but ingenious and original. He is very practical. He proceeds slowly, but is always bound to achieve his objectives in the end.

    34 Trine Mars - Saturn

    He is energetic and determined. He has strength and resistance, ability and patience: he is tough, and sometimes insensitive, and puts all his energy and talents into overcoming all the obstacles to his success. He is obstinate, calculating, does not take on anything without having thought of all the possible consequences, he can take all the time in the world and never loses patience to achieve his objectives. He is not particularly popular in his circle, but is feared and respected.

    26 Trine Jupiter - Pluto

    He likes to direct, is intelligent and is an organizer of the first order.

    24 Trine Moon - Neptune

    6 Trine Moon - Venus

    He is gracious, sweet and happy. He likes pleasure and entertainment, but also the Arts. He needs tenderness, loves and wants children. He appreciates home life in a comfortable atmosphere.

    2 Sextile Sun - Jupiter

    He has high social ambitions, respects justice and the law. He is tolerant, optimistic, kindly. He has every chance for professional success in a strictly legal setting.
    The Above Post May Contain Strong Language, Flashing Lights, or Violent Scenes.

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    What makes you think that TD is a he?

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    ^He told me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b View Post
    I've whipped up a quick horoscope for Teakdoor based on it's Whois info.
    excellent

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    What does it mean if Leo is in Uranus ?

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    I'm a Gemini. Does it show?

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    Quote Originally Posted by momo8
    ARIES
    You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding
    that last bit is true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KW's latest squeeze (Lord help them both)
    SCORPIO
    You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You should become a stunt performer with no helmet.


    All of it crap. I have no good traits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil
    I'm a Gemini. Does it show?
    Me too but I suspect there are a lot more than two of us in here.

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    Hmm seems I'd kill myself to prove a point. I doubt I would go that far - dead is so, well final, and then there would be no more words of wisdom from me.

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    ^ I sincerely hope you didn't count those ones, Brit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by KW's latest squeeze (Lord help them both)
    SCORPIO
    You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You should become a stunt performer with no helmet.


    All of it crap. I have no good traits.
    the trait of looking after neglected dogs aint good enuf eh
    FFS. you are the mother theresa of dogs NR
    Last edited by The Basket Weaver; 03-04-2008 at 09:11 PM.

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    ^ Yeah, but look at what it says I do with small animals! I'm gonna get a bad reputation, here...

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    ^ still got that ferret NR?

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain View Post
    ^ Yeah, but look at what it says I do with small animals! I'm gonna get a bad reputation, here...
    screw / love, its a fine line. god I hope you havn't crossed it

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