After I go for a piss I always make sure I have squeezed everything out. I even wait a good few seconds for any afterflow. Then I put everything back in my trousers and, low and behold, a last minute bit of piss dribbles out causing an embaressing stain on my tan Brioni suit trousers.
I mean, this is happening regularly. I'm only 35 and in rude good health - I thought this sort of thing only afflicts the aged and infirm?