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    dribbling

    After I go for a piss I always make sure I have squeezed everything out. I even wait a good few seconds for any afterflow. Then I put everything back in my trousers and, low and behold, a last minute bit of piss dribbles out causing an embaressing stain on my tan Brioni suit trousers.
    I mean, this is happening regularly. I'm only 35 and in rude good health - I thought this sort of thing only afflicts the aged and infirm?

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    I'd go see a doctor and get a check up if I where you. This is on the list of symptoms to check up on for men of any age.

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    ^^ Prostate cancer.
    Last edited by kingwilly; 02-04-2008 at 11:39 AM.

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    i am 35 and this happens to me too. Apart from the piss dribbles on to my $5 shorts, causing a stain, but not an embarassing one as the shorts are embarassing enough already.

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    Recommend the Caligula remedy. A stout string and a good knot.

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    ^ Syphilis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blake7
    Then I put everything back in my trousers and, low and behold, a last minute bit of piss dribbles out causing an embaressing stain on my tan Brioni suit trousers.
    Two suggestions. First don't wear tan trousers. Sit rather than stand when urinating. Sounds crazy but for whatever reason works for me.

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    urinary infection????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norton
    Sit down like a girl rather than stand when urinating. Sounds crazy but for whatever reason works for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    ^^ Prostrate cancer.
    Is that cancer you get from lying down too much?

    prostrate |ˈpräsˌtrāt|
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    lying stretched out on the ground with one's face downward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buad hai View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    ^^ Prostrate cancer.
    Is that cancer you get from lying down too much?

    prostrate |ˈpräsˌtrāt|
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    lying stretched out on the ground with one's face downward.
    well considering the pressure it would have on the family jewels then yes I guess so!

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    I get that problem as well.

    Problems is more embarrassing when you don't change your trousers all week and the smell of wee starts to waft around you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    you don't change your trousers all week and the smell of wee starts to waft around you.
    And you wonder why you have a rash?

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    It happens to me once in a blue moon but not very often... If like me you are fortunate enough to not have been circumcised then you can pinch the end of your foreskin while you wee and watch it inflate like a baloon until it hurts, then let it go and it will force it all out at once.

    The ensuing mess can then be cleaned up by your maid.
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    in all my 35 years i have never tried that. it will give me something to do this afternoon

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    It may effect the line of your tan Brioni trousers, but carry a pack of those portable 711 tissues with you, just like the Thai ladies do. A little dab or two, and problem sorted.

    And get your prostate checked.

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    Get it checked out by the Doc.
    Sounds more like a problem with the urinary sphincter than prostate.
    Could be lots of causes from a growth to an infection.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang View Post
    It may effect the line of your tan Brioni trousers, but carry a pack of those portable 711 tissues with you, just like the Thai ladies do. A little dab or two, and problem sorted.

    And get your prostate checked.
    Yep, sound advise.Best thing to keep your prostate healthy is regular sex.

    I suppose wan-king is considered as having sex to a health professional....so,being English,you might have to resort to this obscene method.

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    I`m the same age also and find this happens when ive had too much coffee, or maybe thats a coincidence?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Chuchok View Post
    Yep, sound advise.Best thing to keep your prostate healthy is regular sex.

    Wadda reckon LC, twice a day enough ?
    Never have the dribbling problem myself but I do spend a bit of time making sure all the residue is stroked out of the pipe, best part of a piss really.

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    A few drops are usually nothing to worry about. After you've emptied Mr. Johnson run a finger from just behind the veggie bag all the way along to the end. Best done in a stall rather that at the urinal.

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    I find that after urinating 4 or 5 stokes as if having a tommy then a good shake stops this from happening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blake7 View Post
    After I go for a piss I always make sure I have squeezed everything out. I even wait a good few seconds for any afterflow. Then I put everything back in my trousers and, low and behold, a last minute bit of piss dribbles out causing an embaressing stain on my tan Brioni suit trousers.
    I mean, this is happening regularly. I'm only 35 and in rude good health - I thought this sort of thing only afflicts the aged and infirm?
    Ok mate. Let's rule out what it most probably isn't- your prostate.As well as everything else it does, it is effectively the control valve for your bladder. If it's a beat weak, or the technical term is fucked, then you may get leakage, but this would be all the time-Probably. Now having said that it probably isn't that, it's a good idea to strengthen it anyway for secual performance as well. We all know the exercises. Next time you go for a pee, try to stop the flow and remember how you did it. It'll be your arse clenching that you feel, but your prostate is responsible. Remember how to do it and then exercise daily by pretending to stop the flow of pee, like when you are sitting down. Alternate between tighteing for a second and releasing-maybe 50 times, and later tighten and hold for as long as you can-30 seconds to a minute, relax, and do it again, about 20 times. Do this daily.

    Now why you piss your pants is probably, well not probably, it is because of incomplete drainage from your penis, technically knows as your knob. Your knob actually extends a fair bit inside your body, but you can't see that bit. Sometimes because of what you are wearing, or the angle you have your knob withdrawn at, there is a slight kink as it where in the urethra-technical term knob tube or main vein.

    For complete removal of urine, if you have a foreskin, withdraw it fully. Now, this is maybe embarassing in 'public' but you know that bit between your arse and ballbag-perenium. Well give that a bit of a gentle massage while doing the knob shake.

    Give that a go, give it all a go, and if it is still a problem, consider the following:
    1. A nappy
    2. A uridome
    3. A catheter and bag
    4. See a GP

    Hope that helps.

    Dr.buriramboy

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    Quote Originally Posted by buriramboy
    For complete removal of urine, if you have a foreskin, withdraw it fully. Now, this is maybe embarassing in 'public' but you know that bit between your arse and ballbag-perenium. Well give that a bit of a gentle massage while doing the knob shake.
    a quick slip of finger into rectum is also allowed at this stage...

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