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    Weddings and a Haka...

    Went to a mate's wedding last night, Kiwi bloke and an Indo girl.

    Here was there cake, I'm not certain of the symbolism here...



    since he was a Kiwi, many of his mates were here and they decided to give him a Haka....









    bladdy show offs, and then they had the cheek to suggest I do a Waltzing Matilda for them just cos i called out "Go Wallabies!"

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    Typical Kiwi's, shirts off drink piss and a haka.

    They really do lack imagination.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Here was there cake, I'm not certain of the symbolism here...


    Lavender flowers on cake used to mean the bride is in the family way

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    I was thinking more along the lines of the male falling off the top?

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    Not very Maori looking, are they?

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    wasnt gonna say anything, but no, not one was.

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    Not too many Maori's there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    Not very Maori looking, are they?
    Definately not Americans!

    Not a single one morbidly obese for the age group! What's the secret? Military service? Bicycling while young? Horrible stuff on tv? Chasing sheep?

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    they weren't real Kiwi's, not a Bogan mullet amongst them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    I was thinking more along the lines of the male falling off the top?
    You always think too negative, he is climbing up not falling down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fabian
    You always think too negative, he is climbing up not falling down.
    possibly true.

    eternally climbing reaching for an unattainable goal...

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    So he had to get circumcised?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fabian
    So he had to get circumcised?
    actually good point, i forget to ask him.

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    Ahh yes, bashing the bishop, seems most kiwis and aussies are gay


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    Mrs Q get those biscuits in for the boys.......

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    The guy on the far right has to be the bravest....purely for taking his shirt off in public and showing everyone that rug thing that's growing..

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    ^ It falls off the head and grows on the chest (and ears). Wait till it happens to you young whipper-snapper!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zipcode View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    Here was there cake, I'm not certain of the symbolism here...


    Lavender flowers on cake used to mean the bride is in the family way
    FFS, it's Romeo and Juliet. Her hair's not long enough to be Rapunzel.

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