Thread: When is the next TD catfight?

^The next TD pissup in the naked hot tub in Club Boesche in Pattaya?

I dunno. I get told off by Obs for being too sweet (I gave him hives, seemingly) & now I'm getting shit for flexing my claws, occasionally... I just can't win.

BTW, Scampy - why am I the oversized gorilla???

^ NR, I'm disappointed you didnt slap him down for this comment...

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I'll be honest, I'd love to sit in a jacuzzi with all the TD femmes and be the peacemaker.

^ I preferred to pretend it wasn't there & not let that mental image permeate my consciousness.:ugh1:

Now, you've gone & brought it to my attention, again...

Originally Posted by November Rain

& now I'm getting shit for flexing my claws, occasionally... I just can't win.

its all good NR, ignore them,

nice, but every now and then, Meeow! claws out!

Go Girl!

I see as usual KW is on all fours around you and sniffing your bottom NR.

The TD Ladies room Jacuzzi

go on scampy, get into the centre of that!

Is that Jet or NR on top?

i dunno , but its all good!

BTW Scampy - she greened me for that comment ! So

green whore.

I can't fight.

Originally Posted by sharon

I can't fight.

You will have to use other methods then

^ Boesche for sure!

^^ you deserve to be redded for being so degrading to women!

but i love it !

^ or greened...

you should get redded for this...

Are you there Lady Hawk?

...Momo8 called you a slag.

Man "Haven't we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."
Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."

Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman "I'm a female impersonator."

Man "What sign were you born under?"
Woman "No Parking."

Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman "Do not Enter"

Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized"

Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man "I know how to please a woman."
Woman "Then please leave me alone."

Man "I want to give myself to you."
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man "I can tell that you want me."
Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man "Your body is like a temple."
Woman "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Are you there Lady Hawk? ...Momo8 called you a slag.

shit stirrer...don't you bloody start again

Originally Posted by November Rain

BTW, Scampy - why am I the oversized gorilla???

Well it wouldnt be Sharon as she is slim and very prety

^ dont worry NR, I redded him already for that nasty comment!

momo and n/r

^^^ I didn't mean NR was King Kong, more the lady of the house, bitch queen.

But a nice one.

Shouldn't this thread be about COCK fights.

COCK