I'm wearing one those strings on my wrist that you get from the local wat and since I've been home people left and right have been asking me what the hell it is.
Random Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a blessing string. I got it in Thailand.
RF: Looks gay, what's it for?
Me: I got it at a temple in Phuket. You see, you make a wish and the monk will say a blessing and put this string on your wrist. If your wish comes true then you cut it off and go back to the temple and make a donation. Also it's custom to make a donation right after you get your blessing.
RF: Oh yeah, how long you had it then?
Me: About a year and a half.
RF: Dude, that's gay!
So, 2 questions: Is my explanation a load of crap? And should I drop all my friends who call me "dude" and use "gay" as an epithet?