... does your wife or girlfriend require to take a shower/bath?
I need exactly one. Yep. One'll do it for me. Face, arms, legs, bollocks, bum -- in that order. And then a vigorous rinsing of the soap to erase any leftovers.
Wifey, on the other hand apparently requires six. Yep. Counted 'em today. Six different bars of soap sitting on/near the bathtub all opened and in various stages of use. What the hell she does with six bars of soap is a mystery. To add intrigue, she usually throws them away when they're about half used up.
I've never thrown a bar of soap away in my life. I use it till it's gone and then open another. Come to think of it, I can't remember the last time I opened a new bar of soap at home. It's got to be five years. There's always four or five lying around that'll be thrown away at any moment.
Am I married to an obsessive mental case or is this normal woman behavior?
Don't get me started on shampoo, conditioner, rinse, creams, oils, scrubs, masks etc. Judging from the amount of shit she requires, I would expect her beauty factor to be far above what it is ...