Thread: "You not like Thai lady?"

I didn't SAY THAT - I merely stated that my ex was Filipino, jeez.

What?! don't you like Thai ladies?

I didn't SAY THAT - I merely stated that my ex was Filipino, jeez.

SO why Thai lady not good enough, huh?

One Filipina ex is more than enough... There's no emoticon for a haunted expression so just imagine one here ---> " "

Scamptie Dumptie and gillfiend him say: Thais 'plastic'.

Ying ying, him no li Thai lady, but for gik no poblem, no talk to mut.

Why him still Thailand, me no kno, he no li thai food an him no crawling up back hole of fiend hab money vely vely - no work, him say.

An pilipin too mut dangerous go out eat, bad man wan kidnap Scamptie Dumptie, wan a money him hab Ungrit.
Flippo man lik talk Flipo langige, Scampotie Dumptie no unerstan, but Flipo man vely bad, talk Flipo languige him no good an hab gun.

Scamptie Dumptie him go Ungrit, Thai Lady happy an him no tink too mut.

I'm sure some people should be allowed to start threads in MKP - it'd save the mods so much work.

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

some people should only be allowed

Is that what you meant?

^^^ I already gave you a green for the other one Stroll.

Originally Posted by cali kid

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

some people should only be allowed

Is that what you meant?

Probably.

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I didn't SAY THAT - I merely stated that my ex was Filipino, jeez.

You just said Thai girls don't do it for you.
And we're still trying to figure what you meant...

The one I'm meeting tonight will probably do it for me.

I think scampy's threads are always good for a laugh. he's not one to hold back on personal information, that's for sure. i've only read a few of his posts and already know that must be quite a smelly person (sorry scampy, but you do seem to stay/live in some grotty places and eat some pretty disgusting sounding food) - but that's our scampy, always ready to sacrifice his personal stories of filthiness for the good of the bored ... i mean board.

I am still deciding who would be the worst person to be in a long car journey with. scampy after his phillipina pork slop, or dirtydog after eating those horrendous 7-11 hotdogs

btw: hi everyone. hope you are all keeping well

Welcome back Wally, for the record I am not a smelly bastard, just an untidty bastard - the two are not the same.

My next girlfriend could be a children's book illustrator.

(and I don't care)

ahh ... you're just your everyday run of the mill slob then. nothing wrong with that. i showered 10 times a day in the los (including before and after swimming), but have to admit, i mostly just used the toilet duck for a late night drink.... and sometimes in the morning.

Originally Posted by bkkmadness

^^^ I already gave you a green for the other one Stroll.

Me too

Originally Posted by micksterbs

One Filipina ex is more than enough... There's no emoticon for a haunted expression so just imagine one here ---> " "

Maybe this one?

just say "Yes, i no like thai laydee"

Thai women are so drop dead gorgeous and sexy I think.
Went for a day out in Bangkok yesterday. The wife went to buy a couple of nice dresses and we were served by the sexiest mature woman I have ever met. Close inspection revealed a few wrinkles making me think she is about 55 but the overall impression-a body to die for-the way she stroked my wife's arse as she helped her try the dress on etc. She was sex on a stick!!!And she knew it!!!!
As we left the shop she gave me her business card and a promising smile, making sure my wife did not see her do this .
Got to find another excuse to visit BKK soon