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    Achieved status as Persona non grata on Thai Visa !!!!

    Hehehe ! Before I found this forum I used to hang about on the Nazi Thai Visa forum. I was reading through the drivel that some people were posting and added my 2 pence worth. I have now received this :

    Warning level raised and posting rights suspended,
    Your warning level has been raised and your posting rights suspended for 3 days for your continued flames. This time in the toaster thread.
    Hopefully this will give you time to re-think how to follow the forum rules
    Again, if you feel this warning has been given unfairly please contact support@thaivisa.com
    sbk, the moderating team


    LOL! yes people you read it correctly,the toaster thread.

    Somebody started a thread about the best way to clean a toaster. I couldn't believe that things had got so grim there and made a funny comment about it, thus that stupid ban message they sent me!

    So guys and gals, if you are ever losing sleep about how to clean your toaster, head on over to Thai Visa for some sage advice (just don't bring your sense of humour !)





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    I have some serious questions actually on how to get gecko shite out of my toaster, I shall be back later....

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    post the link too funny.Can we have a thread on why you got banned/suspended from TV? Factual of course.Reading the other thread there are some hilarious reasons and some not so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by momo8 View Post
    post the link too funny.Can we have a thread on why you got banned/suspended from TV? Factual of course.Reading the other thread there are some hilarious reasons and some not so.
    Not quite following you there Momo8 ?

    I basically got fed up with that forum and posted a couple of cheeky comments on crap posts :-)

    I feel there are enough rules & regulations in this life already without getting told what I can and can't say on a forum. Within reason of course!

    I mean, Thai visa doesn't even allow you to write some words that are in the dictionary i.e : Hell (on TV that would be He_l)

    Pretty lame !

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    Should have been around in the old days when TV was a unregulated. It was a sight to be seen.

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    Let's hear what you said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    I have some serious questions actually on how to get gecko shite out of my toaster,
    I have changed my mind, they only cost 400baht so I might as well buy a new one rather than risk life and death scraping gecko shit out of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frankenstein View Post
    Let's hear what you said.
    I can't quite remember and they have deleted it now! But it was along the lines of being sarcastic and saying that the forum was going from 'strength to strength' with stimulating threads such as THE TOASTER THREAD

    I am feeling in a very mischievous mood today !


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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    ... rather than risk life and death scraping gecko shit out of it.
    What does gecko shit look like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    I have some serious questions actually on how to get gecko shite out of my toaster,
    I have changed my mind, they only cost 400baht so I might as well buy a new one rather than risk life and death scraping gecko shit out of it.
    May I venture out of the kitchen for a second, DD?


    As a mere woman, but one who has spent much time in the kitchen, may I put forward an opinion?

    Gecko shit in the toaster is not really a problem. Being so dry, it carbonises extremely quickly. Geckos in the toaster are a whole other story, however. They can really change the taste of a toasted BLT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Kerr View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    ... rather than risk life and death scraping gecko shit out of it.
    What does gecko shit look like?
    Mouse shit.



    Little black droppings about the size of a grain of rice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain
    Mouse shit.
    Little black droppings about the size of a grain of rice.
    Mine a slightly larger

    Would you like to see a picture ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    I have some serious questions actually on how to get gecko shite out of my toaster,
    I have changed my mind, they only cost 400baht so I might as well buy a new one rather than risk life and death scraping gecko shit out of it.
    That would be a very wise move my man!

    My toaster is knackered as well. You have to hold the lever down until the toast is ready. Same with the kettle. It would help to be Vishnu in my kitchen if you fancy a cup of tea and slice of toast.

    Ohhhh SHIT, I have inadvertently started my own TOASTER THREAD !

    This has to end !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    They add to the flavour.Most diguisting thing I've ever done in China was to prepare tea for nine friends.Boiled the jug,poured it into the teapot,made the tea,wanted to impress with the tea ceremony I learnt in a course when:

    A bloody cockroach poured out into a teacup still kicking.

    Should have rinsed out the electric jug first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thetyim View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain
    Mouse shit.
    Little black droppings about the size of a grain of rice.
    Mine a slightly larger

    Would you like to see a picture ?
    Much as I appreciate the offer, The Tyim, doesn't that belong in a far more famous thread by L'homme Scampy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by momo8 View Post
    They add to the flavour.Most diguisting thing I've ever done in China was to prepare tea for nine friends.Boiled the jug,poured it into the teapot,made the tea,wanted to impress with the tea ceremony I learnt in a course when:

    A bloody cockroach poured out into a teacup still kicking.

    Should have rinsed out the electric jug first.
    Damned roaches ! almost impossible to kill, even when boiled they refuse to kick the bucket.

    I sprayed one with insect killer one night and it ran under a cabinet to die. The next day when I remembered about it I went to sweep him out- he was still alive. On his back and twitching but STILL ALIVE!

    I know it sounds sad but I felt sorry for it. I don't like to hurt any living thing (humans are the only exception though!)


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    Welcome to this open forum for humor and exchange of ideas meow !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by britmaveric View Post
    Should have been around in the old days when TV was a unregulated. It was a sight to be seen.
    those were the days , very hard to get involved in anything over there now.

    anyway , my luxury toaster has a sliding cover over the slots , so gecko shit misery is a thing of the past in taxexile towers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile
    my luxury toaster has a sliding cover over the slots
    You rich b'stard!

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    The most expensive toaster in the world comes in a range of colors, from retro colors like mint green and canary yellow to a more modern (and more expensive) polished finish. The Dualit Combi 22 costs 163 or 187 polished


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    a three holer ! but for that money it should be .

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    ^^ But does it give you the crispiness that you get from under the grill toast?

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