Moronic Kiddies Posts

**momo8** · 23-03-2008, 06:38 PM

As is described in the blurb

:Moronic Kiddies Posts If you act like a moron, idiot or just a pain-in-the-ass; your posts most likely will end up here. If a good many of your posts end up here it probably means that nobody likes you and most members think the forum would be a better place without you. Grow up or go away. This is also TeakDoors Jail, you get suspended then this will be the only forum you can post in

All threads in here are either started by prisoners or posts moved from other parts of the board by Moderators.

I would like to know what crime,sin or dinemeanor one must commit to get into this place? How long are the 'prisoners' here for and how can they get out and join the rest of society?

I've noticed pretty much anything goes on TD so what heineous deed would get someone barred.

**dirtydog** · 23-03-2008, 06:47 PM

Posting in the wrong forum all the bloody time might get you there....

**momo8** · 23-03-2008, 06:54 PM

Oy mate I can only post new threads in the Newbie lounge but was really wondering about this question.

**Frankenstein** · 23-03-2008, 07:02 PM

'Repetitive twattish behaviour' is the short answer.

**dirtydog** · 23-03-2008, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by momo8

Oy mate I can only post new threads in the Newbie lounge

Huh? who told you that?

**Sir Burr** · 23-03-2008, 07:03 PM

MKP and "Jail" are two different things.

The mods on here (who ever they are) rarely delete posts. They get moved to MKP. Spats between posters that interupt the flow of the thread get put in there.

If your posts are regularly getting dumped in MKP, you might attract the attention of dirtydog, the forum owner and administrator. If he's pissed of at you, he puts you in "jail".
This means that you can only post in MKP and have a limited amount of posts you can write per day.

You could stay in "jail" for a couple of days, or, if your from the North of England, months and months and months.

**Looper** · 23-03-2008, 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by momo8

how can they get out

You can try digging your way out. There is a bricked up disused ventilation shaft under Issues.

**dirtydog** · 23-03-2008, 07:07 PM

^I think stroller dug that one

**momo8** · 23-03-2008, 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by Sir Burr

MKP and "Jail" are two different things.

The mods on here (who ever they are) rarely delete posts. They get moved to MKP. Spats between posters that interupt the flow of the thread get put in there.

If your posts are regularly getting dumped in MKP, you might attract the attention of dirtydog, the forum owner and administrator. If he's pissed of at you, he puts you in "jail".
This means that you can only post in MKP and have a limited amount of posts you can write per day.

You could stay in "jail" for a couple of days, or, if your from the North of England, months and months and months.

Thanks for the answer.I can't post anywhere until I'm up to 100.Er I'm from Synney.Query Sir Burr about your signature 'Veni,Vidi,vici' (I came,I saw,I came) shouldn't the Latin be Vidi,Vici,Veni?

(I saw,I conquered,I came)

**November Rain** · 23-03-2008, 07:16 PM

Originally Posted by momo8

Thanks for the answer.I can't post anywhere until I'm up to 100.

Yes you can. 100 posts is just to get into Members' lounge. You can post a new thread anywhere else (apart from 1 place in the computer forum & probably 100 other places that I haven't been allowed in yet, being a mere woman and lucky that I'm allowed out of the kitchen occasionally...)

**dirtydog** · 23-03-2008, 07:19 PM

^Get your chains back on girl....

**stroller** · 23-03-2008, 07:21 PM

Originally Posted by momo8

I can't post anywhere until I'm up to 100.

How come?

Originally Posted by momo8

Er I'm from Synney.

Ah, yes, special rules apply for Synneysians, I believe.

Originally Posted by momo8

'Veni,Vidi,vici' (I came,I saw,I came)

I came, I saw, I won.

Originally Posted by momo8

shouldn't the Latin be Vidi,Vici,Veni?

Usually somebody needs to go to a location first before looking and fighting, well, it was like that 2000 years ago, you know.

**Jarvis** · 23-03-2008, 07:21 PM

Originally Posted by Sir Burr

if your from the North of England, months and months and months. __________________

Yeah, the head screw is a beef sandwich eating Southern poove

**momo8** · 23-03-2008, 07:21 PM

I tried to post in Kiddyland down the bottom I got this:

momo8, you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

Your user account may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation. momo8, you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

Your user account may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.
Don't know I assumed it was because I'm not up to 100 and I can't post pictures either I get the same message.'You may not post pictures because (add above)

**Sir Burr** · 23-03-2008, 07:25 PM

Originally Posted by stroller

Originally Posted by momo8

'Veni,Vidi,vici' (I came,I saw,I came)

I came, I saw, I won.

Originally Posted by momo8

shouldn't the Latin be Vidi,Vici,Veni?

Usually somebody needs to go to a location first before looking and fighting, well, it was like that 2000 years ago, you know.

Wrong Stroller.

My Signature reads "Phuket - I came, I saw, I came". Momo8 translated perfectly, but, she didn't get the smutty joke within.
Too subtle for you, too, Stroller?

**dirtydog** · 23-03-2008, 07:27 PM

^Dirty old bugger...

**November Rain** · 23-03-2008, 07:27 PM

^^^ Nobody but prisoners can start a thread in MKP

**momo8** · 23-03-2008, 07:33 PM

Originally Posted by Sir Burr

Originally Posted by stroller

Originally Posted by momo8

'Veni,Vidi,vici' (I came,I saw,I came)

I came, I saw, I won.

Originally Posted by momo8

shouldn't the Latin be Vidi,Vici,Veni?

Usually somebody needs to go to a location first before looking and fighting, well, it was like that 2000 years ago, you know.

Wrong Stroller.

My Signature reads "Phuket - I came, I saw, I came". Momo8 translated perfectly, but, she didn't get the smutty joke within.
Too subtle for you, too, Stroller?

Yes I did get it but it's better to stick with the original Latin and invert it,"I saw,I conquered,I came ," (Vidi,Vici,Veni),funnier smut.

just a suggestion from a Latin scholar.

"Taura Excreta Super Menten" -(Bullshit Baffles the Brain)

**Jarvis** · 23-03-2008, 07:34 PM

I know, I just tried to start a "Where is Wank Robertson" thread for Dave Robin to respond to

**stroller** · 23-03-2008, 07:36 PM

Originally Posted by Sir Burr

Too subtle for you, too, Stroller?

Nope, "Sir".

**Frankenstein** · 24-03-2008, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by Jarvis

I know, I just tried to start a "Where is Wank Robertson" thread for Dave Robin to respond to

Eyup Jarvis. How's life out of the can?

**Topper** · 24-03-2008, 12:57 PM

Momo,

Also,
If you have posts moved to the MKP then those posts are removed from your post count. Once upon a time I had 10,239 posts....but just because one thread got moved I lost almost all of them. I had to kick, scratch and claw my way back to the 100 posts just so I could accesses the members only forum.

**Topper** · 24-03-2008, 12:59 PM

Oh, forgot to add that Whitey got banned from Ajarn for posting personal information, then got caught trolling as zazel .... what a fooking moron.

**momo8** · 24-03-2008, 01:01 PM

Thnks CS but this thread does belong here and has answered my questions,I'm not too concerned about losing post counts.You really posted 10 000+ posts and lost them?What thread was that?

**Topper** · 24-03-2008, 02:00 PM

momo,

Never said the thread shouldn't be here...it answered some questions of mine as well. Glad you brought the subject up. Most sites just ban a user, this site is unique in that it has a "jail" from which the poster can plead for release or continue his rants in a limited number of posts per day.

I was joking about the 10,000 posts...but when I first joined I got a wee bit "obsessive" on a thread that got moved to the MKP forum. I actually have no idea of how many posts I lost, but it had to be several hundred (ok, more than several hundred). The posts were on the TEFLWatch threads you'll see in the MKP.

Did I mention the administrator of TEFLWatch (Whitey) got banned from AjarnForum and then got caught trolling the Ajarn forum with another user name?

If I did, I apologize.

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