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    Fortune Teller's Grim Prediction For Thailand in 2008

    As translated by Mrs. Chi - quite long as well.......

    Fortune Teller Sorajja Nualyoo predicts a grim future for the Kingdom. (found in Matichon Newspaper)

    The prediction is that there will be a very bloody coup in April and the military will take control. Many of Thailand's rich and powerful will flee the country permanently and never return.

    There will be massive layoffs and unemployment, unrest leading to violence and destruction of government buildings, and the Bank of Thailand will crash like never seen in its history leading to bank runs and violence.

    Gas prices will be so high, that most Thais will have to park their vehicles. It will be the year of the failure of the economy in Thailand.

    The stock market will crash and millions of people in Thailand and around the world will commit suicide.

    There will be a big earthquake in Bangkok in April.

    During the middle of the year, there will be a tsunami in the south, and also a major out break of bird flu.

    There will be nuclear war in the Middle East. Millions of people will die. Thailand's Muslim problem will worsen, and it is possible that Thailand will lose the three most Southern provinces.

    The islands that belongs to Indonesia, Japan and Thailand will disappear under water.

    North and Northeast of Thailand will see snow this year (Chi says so much for global warming )

    Millions of people will die of hunger in Thailand and worldwide.

    Thailand will face many problems with nature, politics and traditional Thai culture will crumble away.

    East of Thailand will face drought and water shortages that will cause people and animals to die.

    He said things will continue to get worse over the next few years.



    This is the guy that supposedly predicted 911.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chitown View Post
    There will be a big earthquake in Bangkok in April.
    I actually believe that this will happen here soon. Unfortunately I live, work, and work out pretty high up.

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    ^^ I'll order a snow-mobile...Better safe than sorry...

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    Never mind all that bollocks, will the internet still work ?

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    ^ it ain't working real good now..........

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    ^ It doesnt work here today, gprs for me

    Quote Originally Posted by chitown
    Fortune Teller Sorajja Nualyoo predicts
    Shit, and I thought I was a negative bastard at times

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    I think it was yaya that mentioned Jesus would be returning this year, so you can be sure he is gonna be right pissed off with stuff and fok around with it, don't look good you know

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    Quote Originally Posted by chitown
    Fortune Teller Sorajja Nualyoo predicts
    Little ray of sunshine this one..

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    I wonder if all this will cause a better $$ to bhat exchange rate.

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    Kinda like a disaster 'Greatest Hits' collection.

    I'll bet somewhere, someone is believing all this and making hasty plans to re-schedule their coup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chitown View Post
    There will be a big earthquake in Bangkok in April.
    I actually believe that this will happen here soon. Unfortunately I live, work, and work out pretty high up.
    I'm assuming the "high up" here is as a director. The last time I checked, the UN building only had about 10 floors (if that).

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    Quote Originally Posted by William
    I'm assuming the "high up" here is as a director. The last time I checked, the UN building only had about 10 floors (if that).
    I think he means the gym.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg
    I actually believe that this will happen here soon. Unfortunately I live, work, and work out pretty high up.
    Must feel similar to having a knife pointed at your neck.
    Anyone still staying here under such conditions must be crazy , has prolly failed back home and ain't got enough dosh for the return ticket.

    Or must be very much in love with Thailand, a real Thaiophile..

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by William
    I'm assuming the "high up" here is as a director. The last time I checked, the UN building only had about 10 floors (if that).
    I think he means the gym.
    I never went to gym in Thailand

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    ^^Typical Thai fortune teller attitude. Much, much to optimistic in my view.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    I think it was yaya that mentioned Jesus would be returning this year, so you can be sure he is gonna be right pissed off with stuff and fok around with it, don't look good you know
    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg
    I actually believe that this will happen here soon.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dalton
    I'll order a snow-mobile
    Yaya, Smeg, Dalts - all agreeing & forecasting doom. Wow, I feel a lot better now - obviously all a load of shit, then.

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    Perhaps we'll see 100bht per sterling?

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    We're all doomed. Doomed I tell ye. Doomed.

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    Well, I do know that Americans and anybody else who earns monthly in US Dollar denominated currency is doomed for at least 9-12 months!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chitown
    Thailand will face many problems with nature, politics and traditional Thai culture will crumble away.
    Fuck, this is not new, It happened years ago,,

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    There will be nuclear war in the Middle East
    Does he mean roi et ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick
    Does he mean roi et ?
    Undoubtedly. Proliferation of nuclear weapons in Roiet has been rampant. On one side the Chinese shop owners have developed nuclear weapons delivery systems cleverly disguised as BMWs and Benz's. The farmers have perfected long range missiles right under the nose of the shop owners by claiming they are "rocket festivals". Tensions are high as the shop owners continue to raise prices, pushing the farmers to a point of desperation. To cripple the shop owners ability to retaliate, the farmers are planning a first strike strategy to wipe out all the BMWs and Benzs in Roiet. Buffaloes are being massed for the final cavalry charge to overrun the shops. The shop owners are doomed and have no defense against the cavalry because they have long since killed their elephant cavalry and sold the ivory. Concerned diplomats from Buriram, Surin and Khonkean are expected next week to try and mediate a peaceful solution. Pray for us!
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    The wife felt the earth move for her this morning....did anyone else feel the earthquake? Wish I'd been there.

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    Only one more day for the April related catastrophies to occur...

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    is that why the missus has us locked in the house???

    No coup of any sort, although the Thai flag at the football game may have been some sort of signal to the leaders of the big coup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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