Thread: Cat piss smell... how to remove? Is it possible?

Originally Posted by rawlins

Some people have no sense of humour.... (If I wake up in the morning and regret everything and apologise will you both green me?...)

Cat piss smell... how... 12-03-2008 09:04 AM kingwilly BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cat piss smell... how... 12-03-2008 08:58 AM slimboyfat the second worst pic you have posted on TD

Rawlins, I can't red you now for that pic, but I'm afraid I must. I redded TheTyim once when he posted a similar pic, so I feel obligated to carry through that policy. Red coming when I have spread some love.

Originally Posted by ozman

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Why are you asking this dumb question? You've got a maid, let her sort it out.

She probably trained the cat to do it.

have you seen how competent she is?

I want to tell her exactly wot to do, not just fix this....

KW, dunno if you can buy this in Indo, but it's pretty good stuff. Wash the bag first & then spray this on to neutralise any leftover whiff.

ths, i'll get the g/f to ask the maid if she's seen any in the shops.

It's specifically for animal smells, so she might get it in pet shops.

awesome, thanks.

Originally Posted by November Rain

KW, dunno if you can buy this in Indo, but it's pretty good stuff. Wash the bag first & then spray this on to neutralise any leftover whiff.

No No do not use this, to spray a cat use a 12 guage automatic shotgun and #4 buck shot, 3 hits on center mass is just right.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by Ivor Biggun

^ I think KW's going to red you.

WRONG TENSE.

Saves me doin it!!

Cat piss smell

Morticians have a magic aerosol spray called - if I remember correctly- ActiSan- that just needs a quick squirt and the smell is completly gone - for ever.
most medical suppliers can supply it . Works on any nasty smell.

Used to use a shit load during some of my not so pleasant jobs - digging out earthquake victims and refugee camps in Ethiopia.
but you get used to it after the first couple of times.

Sort of !

Originally Posted by CSFFan

This is one of those no shit sad and pathetic stories......

When I lived in Kentucky, the GF and I had a cat the ran the fields at night....sometimes the cat would come home tore the fook up by coyotes and sometimes she'd bring us a rabbits head.

One night I got to playing a little rough with the cat and the bastard sunk his teeth in my forearm about an inch deep it seemed.

The next morning my arm was a bit swollen and I told the gf her fooking cat bit me.

The next day my forearm looked like the cartoon popeye. I went to the company nurse (on a Friday afternoon) and she told me I probably had cat scratch fever. We both laughed and I went on my way.
By Sunday I was in the hospital getting IV antibotics and the docs were deciding how my of the muscle on my forearm they might have to cut out. 3 days and $1500 later I was cured of ever looking as a cat as anything else other than a target. Luckly the antibotics worked and I'm still an ambidextrious wanker.

But thats why I hate cats. They have no place in the food chain any more and thus should be granted the same status as mozzies...made extinct.

Totally agree mate as there konts of things and should be exterminated.

God foked up when he made those bastard things and was more than likely was pissed when he came up with that design.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

awesome, thanks.

You want to shag NR don't you King.

Its getting pathetic mate so lift your game will ya.

jeesuusss.

Originally Posted by zipcode

Originally Posted by kingwilly

how to remove the smell?

Cover it up with bong water.

Foking best idea yet besides killing them that is.

Originally Posted by blackgang

Originally Posted by rawlins

The only good cat....

There now, that cat pobly belongs to a smart man, only idiots let the bastards in the fuking house anyway so they deserve to be pissed on.

Hey KW, whyn't you brush that nasty looking sumbitch, looks like he been run over by a car or sommit.

Originally Posted by blackgang

Hey KW, whyn't you brush that nasty looking sumbitch, looks like he been run over by a car or sommit.

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didnt ya?

I hate to point it out, but that cat's not just roadkill - it's completely decomposed. There's only hair & teeth left. Totally gross.

Originally Posted by November Rain

I hate to point it out, but that cat's not just roadkill - it's completely decomposed. There's only hair & teeth left. Totally gross.

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Originally Posted by November Rain

I hate to point it out, but that cat's not just roadkill - it's completely decomposed. There's only hair & teeth left. Totally gross.

Thats how you age pussy, it just don't taste right fresh killed.

Originally Posted by peterpan

uote: Originally Posted by November Rain View Post I hate to point it out, but that cat's not just roadkill - it's completely decomposed. There's only hair & teeth left. Totally gross. Thats how you age pussy, it just don't taste right fresh killed.

ouch, how did this thread end up here...

uote: Originally Posted by November Rain View Post I hate to point it out, but that cat's not just roadkill - it's completely decomposed. There's only hair & teeth left. Totally gross.

I noticed that right off, if ya don't feed em and they lay in the sun to long without water or breathing they get like that and lose a lot of weight and smell like shit for awhile, then they get where you can carry em around and pet em and they hardly stink at all and never ever piss in your laptop case after you rescue em.

^ silly bastard, I almost split whiskey on my laptop!

My humble apologies to all the cat lovers.... (But I actually got more greens than reds over that gruesome picture... just goes to show you eh?...)

I'll delete the picture.... It's not very nice really... My sensitivity gene went awol when I was drunk...

EDIT - I can't delete the pic... past the time scale for editing the post.... Oh well.. It's the thought that counts...