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    My kind of town
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    Give Thailand a New Country Slogan Besides "Land of Smiles"

    I have said it for years..........

    Welcome to Thailand........"SAFETY FIRST!"




    Any others???

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    ding ding ding
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    How about

    Welcome to Thailand, HIV is everywhere, bag up lads.

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    Would this be a fitting sign?


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    her indoors has two ,

    Only in Thailand and the tried and tested Amazing Thailand ,

    funny thing is that she is saying she is from Lao more and more these days ...........................

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    Loads of Suicides

    Short time pleasure, long time pain.

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    I've never seen this 7 kinds of smile stuff in my 5 years here in BKK Thais are miserable and you only get shark like smiles from whores or con men. Out in the countryside they smile like normal people. I've honestly never noticed Thais being particularly smilie
    They champion falsehood, support the butcher against the victim, the oppressor against the innocent child. May God mete them the punishment they deserve

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    Last one satang ?

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    Land of Smirks
    Land of Sharks
    Lots of Sheisters
    Lame ole shitheads
    Lousy on schedule
    Lend or skidaddle
    Lost or searching
    Last one standing
    Look over shoulder

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    Thailand - Hub of hubs.

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    lols.

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    Thailand....I smile you pay

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    bureaucracy hub of asia

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    Apart from the straw hats that looks like quite a sensible site.They are using metal.Where's the bamboo?Must be bangkok right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog View Post
    bureaucracy hub of asia
    India makes LOS look like a walk in the park.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texpat View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog View Post
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    India makes LOS look like a walk in the park.
    I've never been. What % of the local girls are fit? (most important factor in any country)

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    ^Unless they work in Bollywood, they're all very fat, not fit. forget it. And, they can never hook up with you because they have this complicated caste system in Hindu belief that if you are Christian or Buddhist you will never qualify for.

    Stay in Thailand and enjoy the easy life.

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    LOS = Land of Sinsott

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    ^^ Yeah.

    Spent two months there. Had an ongoing bet with the boys to see who might spot the first shaggable bird.

    Thank the almighty beings our interim stop home (to Japan) was Utapao. There is a god!

    I've heard Pakistan is worse, but I'd rather gnaw my bone off than do another trip to India.

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    Land of Slags

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    Land of Smoke and Mirrors

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    Land Of Scams

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    Land of slitty-eyed, copycat, xenophobic lazy little gooks.

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    Land of shags?
    or has someone done that one?

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    Thailand - More than just cheap sex.

    Actually, I work part time as a proofreader/editor for an Advertising Company in BKK. We do some work for the TAT and last year they came out with something like "Every hour in Thailand is Happy Hour". They were somewhat surprised when I told them what a Happy Hour was!

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